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6 Stupidest Things you Can Pay People to Do

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Originally posted by Kewpie

A very competent psychiatrist once described himself to me as "a professional friend". He felt that many of his patients used him that way as they couldn't maintain a network of real friends due to the up-and-down nature of their illnesses. It wasn't my idea but his.
Incredible:

http://www.goodtherapy.org/blog/warning-signs-of-bad-therapy/

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13) Bending over to dust off your $5.00 shoes and splitting your $10.00 pants.

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14) Work.

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Originally posted by Trev33
14) Work.
15) Emptying your wallet on too many rounds of drinks, staying too late on a busy night and also losing your credit cards... leaving nothing left to pay for a taxi home.

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16) making a list with a specific number and exceeding that.

Shopenhauer was critical of Kant, because Kant invented a symmetrical categorization and Schopenhauer felt, that some of the categories were meaningless and only there for the sake of symmetry.

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Originally posted by Ponderable
16) making a list with a specific number and exceeding that.

Shopenhauer was critical of Kant, because Kant invented a symmetrical categorization and Schopenhauer felt, that some of the categories were meaningless and only there for the sake of symmetry.
"So, I'm going to play a little game of predicting things based on symmetry! As a starting point, we all can agree that our Universe contains ordinary (baryonic) matter – electrons, protons (comprised of quarks), neutrons (composed of quarks again), etc. There is some symmetry here, because it is also well known that there can exist ordinary (baryonic) antimatter – positrons instead of electrons; anti-quarks instead of quarks, etc. If that were that, all would be well. However, yet another form of matter has been discovered in our Universe that goes by the phrase ‘dark matter'. Astronomers have verified that ‘dark matter', apparently, must be non-baryonic in nature, and nobody really has a solid clue as to exactly what ‘dark matter' actually is, other than it's not electrons, protons, neutrons, positrons, anti-quarks, etc. But that breaks our nice symmetry of baryonic matter and baryonic antimatter on one side, and non-baryonic ‘dark matter' on the other. To restore symmetry, we also should have non-baryonic ‘anti-dark matter' as well. That awaits discovery (if it exists) and thus I call that the first of our undiscovered forms of matter." -Articlesbase

What he say?

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Originally posted by Grampy Bobby
[b]6 Stupidest Things you Can Pay People to Do


1) Be Your Own Wingman (*Google Hire a Wing Woman in Boston)

2) Pick Up Your Dog's Poop (*Doody Calls)

3) Kidnap Yourself (*Ultimae Realtie, France)

4) Advertise Your Company On a Human Face (People actually pay for this)

5) Cook Your Home-Cooked Meal ...[text shortened]...
http://www.cracked.com/quick-fixes/the-6-stupidest-things-you-can-pay-people-to-do-you/

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Getting your salad tossed will cost a pack of cigarettes in the po po. I think this should be added to the list.

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Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
Getting your salad tossed will cost a pack of cigarettes in the po po. I think this should be added to the list.
Well you did say your cigarettes taste like crap.

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Originally posted by ChessPraxis
Well you did say your cigarettes taste like crap.
Some say ciggies are food.

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The post that was quoted here has been removed
A person dressed like a duck? That should have been your first clue that something just wasn't "Kosher".

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Originally posted by Great Big Stees
A person dressed like a duck? That should have been your first clue that something just wasn't "Kosher".
The bicycle pump full of toxic jelly should have been another.

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Originally posted by kevcvs57
The bicycle pump full of toxic jelly should have been another.
Right, but considering the costume they shouldn't have gotten to the point where they'd even see the pump....exit stage left.

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Originally posted by Great Big Stees
Right, but considering the costume they shouldn't have gotten to the point where they'd even see the pump....exit stage left.
(Enter stage right) seems a bit of a specious argument. (Stands in the middle of the stage waiting for the sand bag to hIt him on the head)

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Originally posted by kevcvs57
(Enter stage right) seems a bit of a specious argument. (Stands in the middle of the stage waiting for the sand bag to hIt him on the head)
Watch it....watch it. Oh man too bad. Where's the two balloons filled with toxic jelly when ya need them?😳

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Originally posted by Great Big Stees
Watch it....watch it. Oh man too bad. Where's the two balloons filled with toxic jelly when ya need them?😳
They were sitting in the cheap seats, heckling.😠

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