A continue-the-story game

@relentless-red said
chocolate. In fact the discovery that comfort food can make up for a bad hair day was threatening the hair dressing industry as a whole, but increasing the demand for

@indonesia-phil said
hot, buttered crumpets, the lack of which in certain countries has been blamed for

😐

@great-big-stees said
aunt Matilda’s sudden and ferocious outbursts which she continuously insisted was really due to

@badradger said
her hatred of her cheating toy boy husband that

@great-big-stees said
once got her into trouble with the law, when she decided that it was time to show him that she was quite capable of

@drewnogal said
literally giving him the boot and

@relentless-red said
given the lethal nature of her heels it was no surprise that

@great-big-stees said
the coroner called his death a murder by a well heeled assassin, whose choice of footwear was that of a

@badradger said
lady dominatrix that could be a transexual hit man or

@very-rusty said
I wanted to sing a song about somebody done somebody wrong, only my singing is confined to the shower by popular demand.

-VR

@great-big-stees said
and the vote is in...thumbs down 7, thumbs up 0 with aunt Matilda leading the

@drewnogal said
contest as she is secretly kick-boxing when not folding quilts thus

@indonesia-phil said
proving her credentials in two highly secretive abilities, quilt folding having been quite rightly outlawed in many

@badradger said
non quilt follding countries except