A continue-the-story game

@great-big-stees said
weren’t actually ice cream vendors at all but were in fact really just purveyors of

un - openable hatches, who, having descended into the secret chamber, had found themselves quite unable to escape, all of them having left the instruction book on the outside, and the secret of how to open one of their hatches being so secret that none of them knew it, however

@indonesia-phil said
un - openable hatches, who, having descended into the secret chamber, had found themselves quite unable to escape, all of them having left the instruction book on the outside, and the secret of how to open one of their hatches being so secret that none of them knew it, however

a much bigger problem beset them, that being they would soon be out of air as the room they were in was in fact a

@great-big-stees said
a much bigger problem beset them, that being they would soon be out of air as the room they were in was in fact a

nuclear bunker, designed to be air - tight in times of nuclear or chemical attack by a rival un - openable hatch company. Fortunately. however

@indonesia-phil said
nuclear bunker, designed to be air - tight in times of nuclear or chemical attack by a rival un - openable hatch company. Fortunately. however

the hatches were defective in that a hard push would break the latch. Once we realized we had an even greater danger because

@gambrel said
the hatches were defective in that a hard push would break the latch. Once we realized we had an even greater danger because

the hatch instruction manuals were clearly bad translations from original versions written in Chinese and gave little away about how to make the hatches less easy

@relentless-red said
the hatch instruction manuals were clearly bad translations from original versions written in Chinese and gave little away about how to make the hatches less easy

to open when confronted with just this situation but luckily Aunt Matilda had had a Chinese lover in her youth and she fluent in, at least Mandarin “love words” which she was able to use to unlock the secrets of

@great-big-stees said
to open when confronted with just this situation but luckily Aunt Matilda had had a Chinese lover in her youth and she fluent in, at least Mandarin “love words” which she was able to use to unlock the secrets of

the traffic wardens den. It was surprising how the language of teenage love had resembled an instruction manual on getting a stuck hatch to open and with hindsight Aunt Matilda wondered

@relentless-red said
the traffic wardens den. It was surprising how the language of teenage love had resembled an instruction manual on getting a stuck hatch to open and with hindsight Aunt Matilda wondered

whether her lover had in fact been teaching her the right words. Perhaps 'I love you' in fact meant 'this is how you open an un - openable hatch,' and 'I want to spend the rest of my life with you' in fact translated as 'Turn the knob anti - clockwise', but in any case

@indonesia-phil said
whether her lover had in fact been teaching her the right words. Perhaps 'I love you' in fact meant 'this is how you open an un - openable hatch,' and 'I want to spend the rest of my life with you' in fact translated as 'Turn the knob anti - clockwise', but in any case

she thought better of testing out this theory in real life hatch opening scenarios involving people from China. At least that had been her plan until the day she met the remarkable

@relentless-red said
she thought better of testing out this theory in real life hatch opening scenarios involving people from China. At least that had been her plan until the day she met the remarkable

Aunt Matildee the wolds greatest body double whos modus operandi was to take over ones life after bumping the original of and storing the body parts in pickle

@badradger said
Aunt Matildee the wolds greatest body double whos modus operandi was to take over ones life after bumping the original of and storing the body parts in pickle

juice, which, her stunt double son thought was actually her home made whiskey, quickly realizing, though too late, that he didn’t remember her brew having fingers in it so asked her

@great-big-stees said
juice, which, her stunt double son thought was actually her home made whiskey, quickly realizing, though too late, that he didn’t remember her brew having fingers in it so asked her

for the recipe with the fingers but not the eye

@badradger said
for the recipe with the fingers but not the eye

which he noticed had the beginnings of cataracts and he knew what that could

@great-big-stees said
which he noticed had the beginnings of cataracts and he knew what that could

certainly make you blind drunk. Meanwhile in the forest the smaller creature had

@relentless-red said
certainly make you blind drunk. Meanwhile in the forest the smaller creature had

noticed what looked like a trap but when he approached for a closer look he saw that it was actually a