A flower wasted on the desert air

@gambrel said
Was "A Flower Wasted on the Desert Air" Your version of "A Candle in the Wind" Sir Elton FMF??!
If so fatso, well done

I turned down the knighthood.

@divegeester said
Perhaps you can now join forces with Suzianne, Very Rusty and Kevin Eleven in order to accuse me of international money laundering.

I once washed a pair of jeans with Indonesian Rupiah and US Dollars in the pocket, does that count?

@indonesia-phil said
I once washed a pair of jeans with Indonesian Rupiah and US Dollars in the pocket, does that count?

If you don't know, just send them to me and I will count them.

@fmf said
If you don't know, just send them to me and I will count them.

He only washed 1 pair.

@the-gravedigger said
He only washed 1 pair.

I once had a pair, of aces, and watched them lose.


Oooops sorry you said washed.🤭

@great-big-stees said
I once had a pair, of aces, and watched them lose.

I remember. It was in 1967. The guy who won the pot only had jack high. You lost $1.50 and have never really gotten over it.

@fmf said
I turned down the knighthood.

Uh, he wasn't going to knight you, he was about to lop off your head.

@gambrel said
Uh, he wasn't going to knight you, he was about to lop off your head.

Maybe you are right. "Sir Elton FMF" had a nice ring to it, headed or headless, but it might have messed up my right to my low-rent council house.

@fmf said
Maybe you are right. "Sir Elton FMF" had a nice ring to it, headed or headless, but it might have messed up my right to my low-rent council house.

You couldn't sign a lease anyway, being you'd no longer be head of the household. 😆