a small problem

Originally posted by rhb
When confronted (having followed Galaxyshields advice and shaved your head for insurance) take a deep breath and say the following (as quick as you can)

Yeah but no but Yeah but no but Yeah but no but Yeah but no but Yeah but no but Yeah but no but Yeah but no but Yeah but no but Yeah but no but Yeah but no but Yeah but no but Yeah but no but Yeah but no but ...[text shortened]... round instead of hanging out with her and her mates by the swings, all that sort of stuff.

😀

but i'm the only gay in the village! 😉

Originally posted by Blobby
you don't no the half off it NOW SOMEONE PLEASE HELP ON TOPIC PLEASE SOMETHIG THAT COULD SOLVE THE PROBLEM * girls where are you all!*

Try being a little more mature and talk about girls in a more respectable way !!

Originally posted by shavixmir
Well,

Whatever.

But,

A general rule of thumb is:

Avoid women at all costs.

Avoid women at all costs?!?

That's a bit of an extreme solution.

Originally posted by Blobby
but i'm the only gay in the village! 😉

sigh.

Originally posted by Blobby
but i'm the only gay in the village! 😉

don't know what all your fuss is about then 😛

seriously - (most) women love a bit of drama (hence soap operas) so if they see you getting wound up by this they will carry it on. Blank 'em, play hard to get, make them think you are paying them no attention (another thing most women love) and they will be back interested in you in no time at all.

Alternatively - you could do as the Knights of old did and go do something galant to win back her favour 🙂

Originally posted by shavixmir
No spelling errors. I bet you copy and pasted that classic insult!

is that what you think, nope i have promised that stupid ass-clown* that i will not make any spelling error's, best not ask


*Bambee

Originally posted by Blobby
is that what you think, nope i have promised that stupid ass-clown* that i will not make any spelling error's, best not ask


*Bambee

Unless error is a person (which he's not otherwise his name would have had a capital), then you'll probably find it's "errors". As 's is generally used as in "Shavixmir's complaining."

I like Bambee. That was a mighty cool film.

Originally posted by Blobby
is that what you think, nope i have promised that stupid ass-clown* that i will not make any spelling error's, best not ask


*Bambee

Do you know how to spell know?

Originally posted by ianpickering
Do you know how to spell know?

are you stupid? i didn't even want to say that in that sentence

Originally posted by Blobby
are you stupid? i didn't even want to say that in that sentence

tip...if your ever going to keep a girlfriend don't go around saying " i am the only gay in the village" i don't speak from personal experience but apparently it puts them off a bit lmao!

fred

Originally posted by Freddie2004
tip...if your ever going to keep a girlfriend don't go around saying " i am the only gay in the village" i don't speak from personal experience but apparently it puts them off a bit lmao!

fred

Are you kidding? Most gay men spend their lives surrounded by totally hot women. 'Tis one of the most infuriating ironies of modern life...

Originally posted by Corsair
Are you kidding? Most gay men spend their lives surrounded by totally hot women. 'Tis one of the most infuriating ironies of modern life...

lol pity blobby doesnt get that kind of treatment! 😉

fred