09 May 05
Originally posted by shavixmirIf you have strawberry jam in house then put some in the container that the delicious strawberries were in and stick a large carton of milk on top to squash the container rewally badly. Leave this on top of the carton.
I thought about that after I'd eaten the strawberries.
But, you know...they were so good...
I guess if push comes to shove I'll just say: "I didn't know they were yours."
Hey presto instant alibi.
09 May 05
Originally posted by shavixmirStrawberries , if they're strawberries , can be "a wee bit of heaven on earth".
Seinfeld was about to start.
So, I went to the fridge for some carrots.
Not that I really felt like carrots, but that's all we have in the house. Or at least...that's what I thought.
I opened the fridge and LO AND BEHOLD....A whole tub of lovely red strawberries!
Oh yes!
And nobody else home, so they're all for me!
FOR ME I TELLS YA!!!!
Me and Seinfeld. And my strawberries.
It's like a bloody fairy tale!
BUT
Strawberry story from an old employee - Sitting up late , watching TV , gets a sweets craving . Doesn't want to run out because he's really into the movie he's watching . He begins going through the mental grocery list of sweet things and combinations of sweet things to snack on , and realizes he has the makings for a strawberry milkshake ! During the commercial he runs out , and by fridge light sees he has milk , some freezer burned vanilla ice cream , and with some of his roommate's frozen strawberries he remembered glimpsing in the freezer earlier - can make the milkshake . He grabs and flings the ingredients into the blender , whips it up , and without missing too much of the show is back front and center with his milkshake . As he begins drinking it , he's very disappointed . It's not very sweet , the strawberries are so bland as to not taste like strawberries at all . He thinks it's due to the freezer burn . Finishes it inspite of it being quite horrible . After the movie , he goes to the kitchen and turns on all of the lights to clean up a bit before bed . It was then he saw the label of the "frozen strawberry" container : "Chicken Hearts" . (And yes they were quite raw .) He to date is the only one I've known to make and drink a chicken heart milkshake .
09 May 05
Originally posted by shavixmirI seem to remember a strong predilection for strawberry dacquiris...
Seinfeld was about to start.
So, I went to the fridge for some carrots.
Not that I really felt like carrots, but that's all we have in the house. Or at least...that's what I thought.
I opened the fridge and LO AND BEHOLD....A whole tub of lovely red strawberries!
Oh yes!
And nobody else home, so they're all for me!
FOR ME I TELLS YA!!!!
Me and Seinfeld. And my strawberries.
It's like a bloody fairy tale!
(apologies for the spelling; I'm pissed)
10 May 05
Originally posted by Moldy CrowDoes that make him a vampie? or perhaps a werechicken????
Strawberries , if they're strawberries , can be "a wee bit of heaven on earth".
BUT
Strawberry story from an old employee - Sitting up late , watching TV , gets a sweets craving . Doesn't want to run out because he's really into the movie he's watching . He begins going through the mental grocery list o ...[text shortened]... uite raw .) He to date is the only one I've known to make and drink a chicken heart milkshake .
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