Originally posted by darvlayI'll pledge to scrape up 3 bucks and some belly lint.
I'll start it off! I'm putting forth the first TWO US DOLLARS (and fifty AMERICAN CENTS)! That's right you cheapskates, y'all thought I was joking, didn't you, you slimy jerks?
Edit: Not just any belly button lint this is Elvis's belly lint and still smells faintly of peanut butter and bananas.