Advice---5 cents!

Originally posted by Tetsujin
If I was the animal I hated the most, which side of a slice of bread should I use to distract Richard Simmons while I rescue the babies in a daycare full of punk rockers.

Thank you.

Originally posted by Dr Strangelove
You're too expensive, I can get answers elsewhere for 2 cents.

Originally posted by Sicilian Smaug
Sorry, i was referring to the one who started the thread.

Originally posted by pparrish
It was picked for me by someone else.

Yes it does represent me.

That will be 5 cents please

Originally posted by Dr Strangelove
How many digits of pi can you recall without notes?
Also how many digits are there....and don't gimme any infinity crap!

edit; or for a simpler question , how many varieties of tuna are there?

Originally posted by ivangrice
You obviously didn't understand my first question. How can someone other than you pick the way your persona interacts with this web site? Is English your native tongue?

If you need any advice, please let me know. For 5c I'll teach you basic English.

I am dissatisfied with your service and would like my money back.

Originally posted by pparrish
Not free advice, but the price is just high enough to stop those not serious. I am feeling almost normal today and may be able to help some of you. Serious advice seekers only. Go ahead...ask me.

Originally posted by angie88
why doesn't he get fucking modded???

Originally posted by abejnood
Captain Bejnood agrees. He is being a waste.

Hey MOMPATF. Want a rematch?

Originally posted by XanthosNZ
Shut up dickwad.