11) Make sure to roam the streets drunkenly or on drugs, creating a huge mess for others to clean up. Remember: the less self-aware you are, the less you are responsible for your own behaviour.
Originally posted by NoEarthlyReason 14) If you meet an older person who tells a joke that pathetic, feel free to use physical violence. You are stronger than older folk.
15) remember older folk can often teach younger tossers a thing or two.