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Originally posted by Bad wolf
Some say that homophobia is a sign of a latent homosexual.
Am I gay?

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Dr. Reuben Fine once wrote a book in which he theorized that all chess players are latent homosexuals. If Fine was right and the above theory is true, then most likely the answer is yes. However, most of the psychiatrists I ever came in contact with tended to be a bit wacko. Fine ran a marriage counseling clinic in New York, but was married & divorced three times himself, I think. Then there was Dr. T whom I knew when in the military. He used to walk around staring at the ceiling and had the habit of suddenly asking people off the wall questions, like “Do you like mathematics?” Before we were married, my wife briefly dated a psychiatrist. She told me he was “goofy.” So, I wouldn’t put much stock in those theories.

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Originally posted by wormwood
well, what's there to fear in someone else's sexual preference? logically thinking, it should feel indifferent to you. if someone likes strawberries but you don't, it's not possible for his preference magically jump to you. if someone likes the same sex and you don't, how could that be any different?

so the only reason you could fear someone else's sexua ...[text shortened]... u hide it.

"you are what you is"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ssjVez9UA4w
Urggh. I hate people who like strawberries. Don't make me sick dude 😉

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Originally posted by masscat
Dr. Reuben Fine once wrote a book in which he theorized that all chess players are latent homosexuals.
Ha ha! How did he come to that conclusion? And does that go for female players as well?

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Originally posted by Nordlys
Ha ha! How did he come to that conclusion? And does that go for female players as well?
Fine says in Psychology of a Chess Player: "The profuse phallic symbolism of chess provides some fantasy gratification of the homosexual wish, particularly the desire for mutual masterbation. This is, of course, completely repressed. Checkmate may be seen as rendering the father impotent, again part of the homosexual complex." Hmm…if that’s true what symbolism would attract a female?

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Originally posted by masscat
Fine says in Psychology of a Chess Player: "The profuse phallic symbolism of chess provides some fantasy gratification of the homosexual wish, particularly the desire for mutual masterbation. This is, of course, completely repressed. Checkmate may be seen as rendering the father impotent, again part of the homosexual complex." Hmm…if that’s true what symbolism would attract a female?
Gotta love psychoanalytical thinking for its absurdity.

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Originally posted by masscat
Fine says in Psychology of a Chess Player: "The profuse phallic symbolism of chess provides some fantasy gratification of the homosexual wish, particularly the desire for mutual masterbation. This is, of course, completely repressed. Checkmate may be seen as rendering the father impotent, again part of the homosexual complex." Hmm…if that’s true what symbolism would attract a female?
Fine is probably right about mutual masturbation. The problem for the female, as opposed the the male, is that she does not need the symbolism if she possesses a vibrator which apparently is far more effective

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Originally posted by wormwood
well, what's there to fear in someone else's sexual preference? logically thinking, it should feel indifferent to you. if someone likes strawberries but you don't, it's not possible for his preference magically jump to you. if someone likes the same sex and you don't, how could that be any different?

so the only reason you could fear someone else's sexua u hide it.

"you are what you is"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ssjVez9UA4w
Um..that strawberry thing...it happened to me, except with cherries instead of strawberries.

Oh yeah [/joke]

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Originally posted by Rene Pogel
Fine is probably right about mutual masturbation. The problem for the female, as opposed the the male, is that she does not need the symbolism if she possesses a vibrator which apparently is far more effective
Hmmm... So there are so few female chess players because most women prefer a vibrator?

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Originally posted by jimslyp69
Urggh. I hate people who like strawberries. Don't make me sick dude 😉
you big latent fruit!

I think people who like bananas are latent chess players.

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i HAVE JUST READ YOUR PROFILE.

Global warming concerns you? Trees worry you?

Yep......you are gay. So totally, completely gay. Now run along and have sex with a man. Or a tree, it don't make any difference.

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This is gay.

http://jobs.scotsman.com/?id=5590

Who came up with that load of skollob, was it you adramforall?

Flight desks are for people with things that fly.

Perhaps it is not as bad as the CCOS (Competition Combat Objective Squad) which was a team in a double glazing company, they even had combat t-shirts to show other employees how important they were.

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