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I love breasts.🙄

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Originally posted by zakkwylder
I love breasts.🙄
Me too.

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Originally posted by zakkwylder
I love breasts.🙄
Is your speaking restricted to only truthful statements?

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Originally posted by XanthosNZ
Is your speaking restricted to only truthful statements?
Is your speaking restricted to only sarcasm?

Wait, disregard that question. I allready know the answer.

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Originally posted by Nordlys
Sorry about asking a possibly stupid question, but does "closing the round" mean "not accepting any more entries and opening the round for voting"? So basically you accept five entries, and only if more entries come in before you got around to post those five entries you'll accept more, right? Why the limit? I would be much more likely to send in someth ...[text shortened]... lose/open just before I had finished, and all my efforts were wasted. But maybe that's just me.
It's not a stupid question, I wasn't really clear. When I have five entries I'll say so here, then I'll give it 24 hours and if no-one contacts me to tell me they've got a submission for the round then I'll post. The limit of 5 is there because it's worked well in the past, a time limit could result in either too many entries or too few.

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Originally posted by Bowmann
You can't pluralize an adjective. What a cock-up!
I can do what ever I want, my testicules are large and furry.

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Originally posted by Wildfire
Why is the max 1000? For me, I like to flesh out my stories with details and crap like that. It'll be extremely difficult to keep it under 1000...
If I allow more than 1000 words the entries will be too long and then people with short attention spans won't

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Originally posted by hopscotch
If I allow more than 1000 words the entries will be too long and then people with short attention spans won't
Summary? I'm a busy man.

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Originally posted by Bowmann
You can't pluralize an adjective. What a cock-up!
I'm trying to decide if the pun was intentional.

Either way, it's the funniest thing you've posted in years.

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Originally posted by Whats goin on eh
check out this site:

http://www.endofworld.net/
that is brilliant

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Originally posted by orfeo
...it's the funniest thing you've posted in years.
I haven't been here twelve months.

Perhaps you follow me around other site forums 😕

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Originally posted by hopscotch
It's not a stupid question, I wasn't really clear. When I have five entries I'll say so here, then I'll give it 24 hours and if no-one contacts me to tell me they've got a submission for the round then I'll post. The limit of 5 is there because it's worked well in the past, a time limit could result in either too many entries or too few.
Okay. :'(

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Originally posted by XanthosNZ
Summary? I'm a busy man.
Apply that thought but keep it short.

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I've recently received some questions from people about two things:

1) Amazing young breasts
2) The definition of prose

As I'm a busy man, I don't have the time at the moment to answer number 1, so I'll just paste the answer to number 2 here from wikipedia:

Prose
From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia.


Prose is writing distinguished from poetry by its greater variety of rhythm and its closer resemblance to the patterns of everyday speech. The word prose comes from the Latin prosa, meaning straightforward. This describes the type of writing that prose embodies, unadorned with obvious stylistic devices. Prose writing is usually adopted for the description of facts or the discussion of ideas. Thus it may be used for newspapers, magazines, novels, encyclopedias, screenplays, films, philosophy, letters, essays, history, biography and many other forms of media.

Prose generally lacks the formal structure of meter or rhyme that is often found in poetry. Although some works of prose may happen to contain traces of metrical structure or versification, a conscious blend of the two forms of literature is known as a prose poem. Similarly, poetry with less of the common rules and limitations of verse is known as free verse. Poetry is considered to be artificially developed, "The best words in the best order," whereas prose is thought to be less constructed and more reflective of ordinary speech. Pierre de Ronsard, the French poet said that his training as a poet had proved to him that prose and poetry were mortal enemies. In Molière's play Le Bourgeois Gentilhomme Monsieur Jourdain asks something to be written in neither verse nor prose. A philosophy master says "sir, there is no other way to express oneself than with prose or verse". Jourdain replies "By my faith! For more than forty years I have been speaking prose without knowing anything about it, and I am much obliged to you for having taught me that."

The status of prose has changed throughout its history. Much of a society's early literature is written in the form of poetry. Prose was often restricted to mundane and everyday uses such as legal documents and yearly records. When a country's literature produced other forms such as philosophy or history these works expanded the realm of prose, but fiction does not often appear in prose until much later. Poetry is still often regarded as a higher form of literature to prose but the relatively late development of the novel offers competing and often superior examples of prose.

Prose was at one time synonymous with dull, unimaginative or laboured writing and the word "prosaic" has developed from prose to mean anything boring. Now the word prose tends to be reserved for particularly well written pieces of literature and even limited to small sections of a larger work even though prose still also means any writing that is not poetry. Prose that aspires to the highest quality but in fact is too elaborate and overblown is called purple prose.

Prose varies considerably depending on the purpose of the writing. As prose is often considered to be representative of the patterns of normal speech, many rhetorical devices are used in prose to emphasize points and enliven the writing. Prose which aims to be informative and accurate such as history or journalism usually strives to use the simplest language possible to express its points although this language often needs to get very advanced to describe a difficult issue. Facts are often repeated and reiterated in various ways so that they are understood by a reader but the excessive use of this technique can often make a serious piece of writing seem like a polemic.

In fiction prose can flourish and take on many forms. A skilled author can alter how he uses prose throughout a book to suggest different moods and ideas. A thriller often consists of short sentences with "punch" made up of equally short words which suggests very rapid actions and heightens the effect of a very fast moving plot. Conversely, longer sentences are used to slow down the action of a novel and give a panoramic overview of scene. Prose can vary to tell a reader how they should feel about events in a story; fear, humour, uncertainty, or to tell the reader about a character's age, intelligence, opinions or personality although dialogue is often excluded from being thought of as prose. There are many techniques within fiction and the mark of a great author is perhaps their ability to manipulate prose and even invent their own unique prose style to effectively communicate what they wish to say.

When a poem is translated from one language into another, particularly if it is an epic poem, the poem is often converted into prose. This is for two main reasons: not only does it allow the reader to understand the plot more easily but also the translator is considered to be exercising less unwelcome creative input if writing in prose. A translation should be an unchanged representation of the sense of the original but to impose the rhyme and meter structures of a different language is likely to significantly alter the poem.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prose

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I've received two entries thus far for the End of the World round.

When you send your entries please make sure that you let me know which round you are entering, because technically it is possible to write a Pretentious End of The World Romance.

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