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Arrakis

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Why would God waste his time with people on earth? I think that all the misinformed people, people who want to tell you "God has a plan for you", have NO idea of who or what God really is!
<sigh>

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Originally posted by arrakis
Why would God waste his time with people on earth? I think that all the misinformed people, people who want to tell you "God has a plan for you", have NO idea of who or what God really is!
<sigh>
If God is really existant, you just asked essentially the same question as "Why do parents waste time with their children?".

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Is god a vampire?

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Originally posted by ark13
Is god a vampire?
Possibly. Want to ask him?

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I don't know where to put this, so I'll put it here. From
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On their way to get married, a young couple are involved in a fatal car accident. The couple find themselves sitting outside the Pearly Gates waiting for St. Peter to process them into Heaven.

While waiting, they begin to wonder: Could they possibly get married in Heaven? When St. Peter shows up, they asked him.

St. Peter says, "I don't know. This is the first time anyone has asked. Let me go find out," and he leaves.

The couple sat and waited for an answer....... for a couple of months.

While they waited, they discussed that IF they were allowed to get married in Heaven, SHOULD they get married, what with the eternal aspect of it all.

"What if it doesn't work?" they wondered, "Are we stuck together FOREVER?"

After yet another month, St. Peter finally returns, looking somewhat bedraggled. "Yes," he informs the couple, "you CAN get married in Heaven."

"Great!" said the couple, "But we were just wondering, what if things don't work out? Could we also get a divorce in Heaven?"

St. Peter, red-faced with anger, slams his clipboard onto the ground.

"What's wrong?" asked the frightened couple.

"OH, COME ON!!" St. Peter shouts, "It took me three months to find a priest up here! Do you have ANY idea how long it'll take me to find a lawyer?

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In mY opinion, The site is completely stupid!

i haven't enjoyed a sec watching it

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Originally posted by katty
In mY opinion, The site is completely stupid!

i haven't enjoyed a sec watching it
What site would that be, ketty?

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Originally posted by KneverKnight
What site would that be, ketty?
Whose ketty?!

An Interview with God

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Originally posted by katty
In mY opinion, The site is completely stupid!

i haven't enjoyed a sec watching it
You are so perceptive, Katty.

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