anarchy is near

@ghost-of-a-duke said
I'm rarely seen in civilized society without my trusty elephant gun.

I've been banned from the local zoo.

😢

there are no fights that will be won, only fights that will be lost
die before you die, then you will never die

@rookie54 said
there are no fights that will be won, only fights that will be lost
die before you die, then you will never die

@petewxyz said
Take out the bats!

@wolfgang59 said
I'd recommend a Nerf Alternator.
It's designed for Zombie killing but will stand
you in good stead during any apocalypse.
Vampire bats included.

@very-rusty said
Bats look like little flying devils to me, always have!

-VR

@ghost-of-a-duke said
That's because you're a wuss.

@very-rusty said
No goad that is your reflection when you look in the mirror! 😛 😉

-VR

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@divegeester said
What’s the best type of gun for home defence in this situation?

@wolfgang59 said
For small game I use traps made from my wife's hair
and washing-up-liquid bottles (à la Blue Peter), larger
game I just wrestle to the ground (naked) and talk them
to death. Our domesticated beef is all in the freezer.

For self protection I use soap & water.

@mudfinger said
I dig you.

@Great-Big-Stees
He's my gardener.

@wolfgang59 said
This repartee reminds me of
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9UMedd03JCA

(Anyone new to this sketch should have patience and watch to end)

@wolfgang59 said
@Great-Big-Stees
He's my gardener.

@great-big-stees said
"Dig you"? Are you a throwback to the 40s-50s (Beatnik)? 🤔 😲