Speak now before the CP come knockin' at yo' door.
If you feel the need to confess here, you do have a few options. You can:
a) be like tlai and make up an unbelievable story;
b) be like SLAL and be honest and forthcoming about it;
c) be like FGWE and try to justify it; or
d) be like a few nameless others - don't fess up and post here giving an excuse about why you're leaving.
You can be penatent and plead for forgiveness or you can be smug and play it off as a necessity. But whatever you do, please DON'T volunteer yourself to be a friggin' game moderator. That's just insulting.
I must confess that I'm an a**hole.
Uh,also I have to confess that me and Phlabibit are both using the same chess engine,it's called RetardoBot27000 and it's good for the ones who want to keep their rating low.
The new 28000 version will be available in store for Xmas,at the cheap price of 199,99$.
Originally posted by Ravelloi wonder how hard it'd be for someone like kasparov to play and try to loose. convincingly. like, so that he wasn't just hanging peices, that he gave them a run for thier money, but they were just somehow better than he was...
I must confess that I'm an a**hole.
Uh,also I have to confess that me and Phlabibit are both using the same chess engine,it's called RetardoBot27000 and it's good for the ones who want to keep their rating low.
The new 28000 version will be available in store for Xmas,at the cheap price of 199,99$.
just a though...
...i think too much, don't i?...
Originally posted by geniusI hate to point it out again, but Kasparovs games do have blunders in them. Unlike some on this site.
i wonder how hard it'd be for someone like kasparov to play and try to loose. convincingly. like, so that he wasn't just hanging peices, that he gave them a run for thier money, but they were just somehow better than he was...
just a though...
...i think too much, don't i?...
Originally posted by RavelloUpgrade for Retardobot!? Geesh, I am behind the times here. I'll paste this from RetardoBot home page...
I must confess that I'm an a**hole.
Uh,also I have to confess that me and Phlabibit are both using the same chess engine,it's called RetardoBot27000 and it's good for the ones who want to keep their rating low.
The new 28000 version will be available in store for Xmas,at the cheap price of 199,99$.
...RetardoBot gives you the moves you need to make to keep that rating down. RetardoBot uses a new 'ChessChump' interface and will warn you when you don't blunder. 27000 model comes with optional database destroyer, removing good moves from your existing database, and replacing them with moves more fitting your style of play: Bad!
Not available in stores.
Perhaps once I update I can finally get my rating down to 1380 or so! Wooooooo!
P-
Originally posted by Grayeyesofsorrowhe makes errors, but so do computers - it's impossible not to! but his errors are less blatant and less significant than, say stupidly loosing your queen...
I hate to point it out again, but Kasparovs games do have blunders in them. Unlike some on this site.
Originally posted by darvlayGOOD GRIEF....NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Speak now before the CP come knockin' at yo' door.
If you feel the need to confess here, you do have a few options. You can:
a) be like tlai and make up an unbelievable story;
b) be like SLAL and be honest and forthcoming about it;
c) be like FGWE and try to justify it; or
d) be like a few nameless others - don't fess up and post here giving ...[text shortened]... do, please DON'T volunteer yourself to be a friggin' game moderator. That's just insulting.
Stop the confessions, before you know it we'll be into group hugs! *spits on floor*.
From Seinfeld to Friends in 1 week...
I just can't handle it. I can't.
boo hoooo hoooooooo
Originally posted by shavixmirSpit on the floor?! This means nothing since you are in the Sewers of Holland!
GOOD GRIEF....NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Stop the confessions, before you know it we'll be into group hugs! *spits on floor*.
From Seinfeld to Friends in 1 week...
I just can't handle it. I can't.
boo hoooo hoooooooo
Group hugs anyone?
P-
I have to confess. Like Rav, I'm frequently a jerk in public.
If someone is polite to me then I will return the courtesy. If they are rude to me, I will glady return the non-courtesy.
I was once in the mall with my wife. we stopped to look at some merchandise though a window. this guy comes over from a kiosk and tries to sell me a cell phone plan. I told him that I was not interested once or twice. He persisted. I told him to go away. He persisted. Then I loudly pronounced, "You can s**k the sp**m from my c**k and I still won't want to hear about your f**king cell phone plan!" Wife was mad, but the guy went back to his kiosk and shut up.
I do similar routines with pushy sellsmen.
And if you're in my way.....gggrrrrrrr
If you're standing in an isle or walkway and clearly blocking foot traffic. I consider that very rude..and have no problem putting my elbow in the center of your back and showing you to a better place to stand as I walk by.
There, now I feel better. I don't have to live with my hidden guilt anymore.
BTW- I have never cheated in chess. The only chess programs I own are for the Gameboy Advanced. "Virtual Kasparov" is surprisingly good, including Kasparov's analysis of 30 GM games. (Including some of his own, where he points out his blunders in retrospect)
Originally posted by Phlabibitreally 1380 hmmmmmm, I gotta git me one of dem!
Upgrade for Retardobot!? Geesh, I am behind the times here. I'll paste this from RetardoBot home page...
...RetardoBot gives you the moves you need to make to keep that rating down. RetardoBot uses a new 'ChessChump' interface and will warn you when you don't blunder. 27000 model comes with optional database destroyer, removing good moves from y ...[text shortened]... tores.
Perhaps once I update I can finally get my rating down to 1380 or so! Wooooooo!
P-
I've got a confession and I'm not one for words so I'm just going to get straight to it. I'm sure that you are all going to be deeply shocked and disgusted, but believe me, its not something that could have been avoided.
To ensure briefness of confession, I'll just state what spawned my sin in the first place. I was probably four, and things couldn't have been better. But then, at 12, I stood on a soccer ball and broke my arm in 3 places. Things have never been the same since. I had to start playing catch and kiss with the girls, cos my arm wasn't up to the rough and tumble of playing soccer with the boys. Then the boys saw that I was having my wicked, 12 year old way with all the girls, and gave up playing boys sports and joined me in my eternal struggle to catch and kiss all the girls. So then, there was no going back. I had to stick with the unrewarding sport of catch and kiss.
So, to get to the point, I must briefly mention 1 other factor. It must have been back in 19dikkettydik, and onions were all the fashion. I developed this problem of telling tales with no obvious beginning, story or ending. Then, briefly it got worse and I just started telling tales with no obvious beginning or ending and skipped the lack of story completely. But I digress.
And so to my confession. And please accept my humblest apologies and I accept whatever punishment is, nay must, be dealt out to me, but.... the pic in my profile isn't really me. There, I've said it. At least now I can walk tall once again amongst my peers.
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