Originally posted by WeadleyBunnies are NOT scary. They're TERRIFYING!!!
I think so.
I sometimes have bad dreams.
Does anyone remember the cheesey sci-fi movie about some bunnies that ate some dangerous experimental chemicals and became giant killer bunnies?
Just like that one bunny in "Monty Python and the Holy Grail."
Originally posted by ark13You deserve every piece of torment that comes your way. Stop complaining about the monkeys and bask in their wonderful array of odors and noises.
Bunnies aren't scary. They're soft and fluffy. I'll tell you what is scary; monkeys! All they ever do is walk around and eat bananas, and make their little monkey noises that keep me up at night. Why do they do this too me?
Originally posted by WildfireTIM: Behold the cave of Caerbannog!
Bunnies are NOT scary. They're TERRIFYING!!!
Just like that one bunny in "Monty Python and the Holy Grail."
ARTHUR: Right! Keep me covered.
GALAHAD: What with?
ARTHUR: W-- just keep me covered.
TIM: Too late!
[dramatic chord]
ARTHUR: What?
TIM: There he is!
ARTHUR: Where?
TIM: There!
ARTHUR: What, behind the rabbit?
TIM: It is the rabbit.
ARTHUR: You silly sod!
TIM: What?
ARTHUR: You got us all worked up!
TIM: Well, that's no ordinary rabbit!
ARTHUR: Ohh.
TIM: That's the most foul, cruel, and bad-tempered rodent you ever set eyes on!
ROBIN: You tit! I soiled my armour I was so scared!
TIM: Look, that rabbit's got a vicious streak a mile wide! It's a killer!
GALAHAD: Get stuffed!
TIM: He'll do you up a treat, mate.
GALAHAD: Oh, yeah?
ROBIN: You mangy Scots git!
TIM: I'm warning you!
ROBIN: What's he do, nibble your bum?
TIM: He's got huge, sharp-- eh-- he can leap about-- look at the bones!...
Originally posted by delta9DeForrest Kelly died???!!!!!!
Night of the Lepus
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0069005/
Starring the late, great DeForest Kelley.
When!!!????
Waaaaa!!!!!
I wonder if Spock and Kirk stood over him with a medical tricorder thingy and said He's dead, Jim. Beam us up Scotty"
Anyway, Night of the lepus is soooooohliarious! Giant Bunnies scratching people to death.
I was attacked by a bunny once....actually more than once. But once a bunny lept at me (like they do) and bit my arm. I had a huge bruised lump on my arm for weeks!
I was in a play with a very large rabbit (No, not Harvey) and I was putting it in its cage
it lept out of my hands and it sratched the Hell out of me. I had a deep long scratch from my lips to my neck.
I once had a girlfriend who dumped me because she joined a cult and I didn't quite fit in anymore...
But that's besides the point.
This same girlfriend, who's name was Anita, but she called herself Jantine and everyone else called her Janny had a pet bunny rabbit.
I on the other hand had a brand new T-shirt.
This brand new T-shirt was screaming: "ANIMAL RIGHTS NOW!" and had a photograph of poor little rabbits and guinea pigs in cages waiting for their lipstick, medicine or whatever else they were there to test.
Janny's cute little bunny rabbit urinated on my animal rights t-shirt.
Now, I don't know if anyone knows what rabbit piss looks like, but it's a thick, yellow, gooey sort of urine.
At least, I presumed it was urine anyways...
I've eaten rabbit ever since.