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Seitse
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http://www.bbc.com/news/world-australia-37868025

So, what's the big deal? Poor man wants a hump, meets cute
but psycho chick on Tinder, the bird goes mental (as most birds
do), and she jumps off balcony. Think of the poor fella,
traumatized by the worst shag of his life, that 6-digit sum barely
starts to make it up for the trauma.

In other news, the Daily Mail did some gay bashing and racist
charade against the judges who are trying to put some order
in the chav fest caused by Brexiters. Why mention? Picture this:
the scum of the earth sent its worst people Down Under to rot.
See the connection? Birds of a feather.

Breaking News! Another black man shot my police in the U.S.
Gosh, there's a pattern, uh. Seems the toothless subjects of her
majesty the smelly grandma spread their 'precious' genes all
over the world. Beautiful people.

divegeester
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Originally posted by Seitse
http://www.bbc.com/news/world-australia-37868025

So, what's the big deal? Poor man wants a hump, meets cute
but psycho chick on Tinder, the bird goes mental (as most birds
do), and she jumps off balcony. Think of the poor fella,
traumatized by the worst shag of his life, that 6-digit sum barely
starts to make it up for the trauma.

In other news, th ...[text shortened]... majesty the smelly grandma spread their 'precious' genes all
over the world. Beautiful people.
Thanks for the update; how about some edgy humour now?

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western colorado

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chav

had to look that up

vivify
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Originally posted by divegeester
Thanks for the update; how about some edgy humour now?
Lmao.

radioactive69
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Originally posted by Seitse
http://www.bbc.com/news/world-australia-37868025

So, what's the big deal? Poor man wants a hump, meets cute
but psycho chick on Tinder, the bird goes mental (as most birds
do), and she jumps off balcony. Think of the poor fella,
traumatized by the worst shag of his life, that 6-digit sum barely
starts to make it up for the trauma.

In other news, th ...[text shortened]... majesty the smelly grandma spread their 'precious' genes all
over the world. Beautiful people.
She was actually a Kiwi, not an Aussie.

she didn't realise that kiwis can't fly.

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Originally posted by radioactive69
She was actually a Kiwi, not an Aussie. she didn't realise that kiwis can't fly.
They say that young people moving from New Zealand to Australia to live and work raises the average IQ in both countries

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Boom .. >tish<

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Let me get this straight a proven innocent man is paid 100k to tell his side of the story to the media and this is considered "morally repugnant". Can someone explain that to me, why?

It's actually pretty disgusting that an innocent man has his name dragged through the mud by the media. Not to mention the online backlash of people who think he is guilty, as if they know better than the jurors and the judge in the court.

Hopefully when that interview is released, everything is cleared up.

radioactive69
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Originally posted by FMF
They say that young people moving from New Zealand to Australia to live and work raises the average IQ in both countries
Yes..it makes up for the Americans that move here and lower it.

Seitse
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Originally posted by divegeester
Thanks for the update; how about some edgy humour now?
I'll start once you get some dignity, Quasimodo.

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Originally posted by Seitse
I'll start once you get some dignity, Quasimodo.
Ah the bells....

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Originally posted by divegeester
Ah the bells....
FMFarelda! 😞

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Originally posted by robbie carrobie
FMFarelda! 😞
Seitse's hunchbacked assistant slopes in from stage left dressed in a tatty, faded jester's outfit and cradling a large specimen jar containing a joke about willies which is preserved in ancient bronze tinted formaldehyde. The audience is hushed.

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Originally posted by divegeester
Seitse's hunchbacked assistant enters from stage left dressed in tatty and faded jester's outfit and cradling a large specimen jar containing a joke about willies which is preserved in a bronze tinted formaldehyde. The audience is hushed.
You seem to be harbouring the delusional idea that people are here for your entertainment when infact you are a recurring puppet in a never ending Punch and Judy show. With you being Judy.

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Igor, bring the Brains!

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