HA! Made you look. π
Contrary to popular beliefs about these here forums, this has
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........uh.....
Hear this people. Yes, take heed. Hear this forum special from all
of us who play the role of Stocken. It has come to our attention the
true nature of our sleezy friends over to the left. It's in the open.
Don't use that to your advantage though. You know it wouldn't be
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...and when she allow herself to be taken in the most frisky
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house went...
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....uh.........
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And when you sink that organ of your most extraordinary joy into
the cavaties of your lover, be that as it may, don't forget we're all
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uh...........uh-hu.........uh.......They got mooooooolds....
And in the background it hides; the real reason and the real
motive. It always hides! The reason and motive for love, baby.
It hides, in it's own vomit and self-disrespect, it hides. But, baby, let it
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And if you think about it, it's not your own fault you're backwards
and a little out of place. It's those damn hippies who's taking over the
world leaving nothing for you caps to reap a benefit from the suffering
of others, yet in here we're all the same, just flesh and daunting
sexuality.... in here we can have anything we want baby,
because....
?? Well... why, exactly?...
This is our goodbye to all of you. For reasons we cannot disclose
(involving a week's worth of emails sent back and forth with chosen
individuals), the time has come to finally leave this whole site alone.
We wish you all the best on your journey through the rest of what you
call a life, and don't stay up late awaiting our return.
Bye, now. π
Well, maybe a word to the beloved Donkeys. You'll always be special
to all of us. Stay true, ok? And may you all find the loving, beautifully
wicked dirt you so desire. From our groins to yours, best wishes.
Originally posted by stocken[/i]Q: How long will you be in jail?
HA! Made you look. π
[b]Contrary to popular beliefs about these here forums, this has
never been done before, so don't call this thread a plagiarisation
please. Nor, have the audacity to call our thread plain, or we'll have
your letters climbing up the walls, bonehead.
[i]And now, from the sponsor, the top-selling forum ly
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A: Not long enough.
P-
I don't understand. What's this about? Who says I'm leaving? π
It is "they" who are leaving. And I'm not lowering my voice so much
for being intimidated by them?, but because they might hear me and
come back.
..........uh..............uh..............uh..........mooooooolds............
"They" are the past mistakes, promises and ambitions. The ideals
that require what they're not. The inspiration and drive behind every
thought gone wrong. "They"..... ARE BAAACK...
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And when the soup's cold and the air stuffed, and inside you the
turmoil of partners roughed, remember it was all in good fun, be
cause...
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Don't waste time wondering, just hit it! And when you can't
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...in prison, no one can hear you scream, but in freedom there's no
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Originally posted by cashthetrashNo, that's not why. I'll tell you why.
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Because if a promise comes through, you need to do, and do it like
you don't wanna do it, but the way the promisee wants it, and that's
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And think about it, what if everything had a concious, an awareness
that transcends normal perception, such that everything happens not
for a greater reason, but for their own reason? If that's the case,
then...
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Peace, man... π
Originally posted by stockenI thought you were leaving.
No, that's not why. I'll tell you why.
.....uh.....uh........uh-hu......
Because if a promise comes through, you need to do, and do it like
you don't wanna do it, but the way the promisee wants it, and that's
just...
....................uh.....................uh...........................uh...............
And think about it ...[text shortened]... ........uh.............uh...........They got mooooolds......
[i]Peace, man... π[/b]
Begone already
Originally posted by knightwestYou know where you are? You're in the jungle baby. You're going
I thought you were leaving.
Begone already
dooooooooooown...
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Welcome to the jungle. We got fun and games. We got everything
you want, and honey we know the names. We are the people that can
find whatever you may need. If you got the money honey we got your
disease, in the jungle. Welcome to the jungle. Won't you bring it to
your?...
...................uh................moooooooou*ldss..........
* someone recently corrected me...
You're so cute, knitty. Wanna have sex with me? I can rock your
world like GNR in a presbytarian church! Get down! And, welcome to
the jungle.
Originally posted by stockenGet in the Ring mother........!!
You know where you are? You're in the jungle baby. You're going
dooooooooooown...
.............uh.................uh....................uh.................
Welcome to the jungle. We got fun and games. We got everything
you want, and honey we know the names. We are the people that can
find whatever you may need. If you got the money hone ...[text shortened]... your
world like GNR in a presbytarian church! Get down! And, welcome to
the jungle.
Originally posted by stockenYou quote Welcome to the Jungle at me yet fail to recognise Get in The Ring.
What are you talking about? Unlike me, you never make any sense.
GNR has never let me down. REPENT!!!
maybe yuor mummy should let you listen to the uncensored version now that you're a little older. HAH!