Originally posted by royalchickenHe's actually returning from Germany this evening. I hear the Poles have heaved a collective sigh of relief.
He told me he was going to Germany....then he said something (assumedly facetious) about invading Poland while he's there 😕.
And that's Mrs. Boobjangles, dammit! 😀
Originally posted by jimmi tThe Vandals
I had a mullet once. Of course, I still couldn't be bothered to do anything about it and now I have a pony-tail.
Poison, I have to say that while that Avatar is very hypnotic... my PC is in the living room!. dammit.😀. ...very hypnotic...
Jim.
I've Got An Ape Drape
Make it like that famous country singer
Or that guy I saw last night on Jerry Springer
Clean me up but let me keep my edge,
In the day I like to keep it dignified
But at night you know I got another side
And I don't give a damn, cause I am what I am
Even if it's really really bad
-Chorus-
I've got an Ape Drape, yes I do
They're givin' em to anyone, and that means you
You can drive to Riverside and get one too
And then you'll have an Ape Drape like I do
Go ahead and buzz it 'round the ears
I've been growin' that one braid back there for years
I've had it since the first time I saw Queensryche
The front may conform to society
But the back says I have personality
Even if it's really really, even if it's really really bad
-Repeat Chorus-
Make it short in front and long in back! (say 10 x)
If the top's not short enough that it stands up
I could be thrown out of the Bad Boy Club
But don't you lay a finger on my pony tail
Now fix my kid so he looks just like me,
And then matching crazy pants are all we need
Some may call it child abuse I just call it bonding with you Dad.
Norco Neck...Norco
HOCKEY HAIR...CANADA
ACHY BREAKY HAIR...Nashville
Mullet...HOBOKEN
Forbidden Hair...Europe
Shlong...Florida
I just got back from Germany, and saw evidence of a "Culture of Death" there. Everything they eat is made of meat. At a restaurant my wife's parents took us to, I ordered a salad that arrived covered with bits of dead pig. Additionally, everyone in Germany smokes cigarettes. This I didn't mind so much. I was trying to quit smoking while I was there (as if I wasn't irritable enough already), but I would sometimes walk behind smokers just to get some second-hand goodness. Anyway, Heidelberg is wonderful, the whole Pfalz region is gorgeous, and the beer is fantastic.
Note to Americans travelling in Germany: Do not buy T-Shirts that say "Where the heck is Ausfahrt, Germany?", they make you look ridiculous.
Thank you all for the kind words.
Originally posted by bbarr
Thank you all for the kind words.
glad to have you back, bennett!
Everything they eat is made of meat.
a former teaching colleague of mine was inspired by gandhi and tried for a while to be vegetarian in poland during the 80's - it wasn't easy.
I would sometimes walk behind smokers just to get some second-hand goodness
this i would have liked to see - it paints a fascinating picture 😀
in friendship,
prad