Beer and Bloating in Las Vegas

Originally posted by arrakis
What? You don't think her name is Cheryl?

I'm partial to circus circus, pretty good beer prices last time I was there.

Also, keno at Binions Horseshoe is good, you sit down, play some keno games and the drink girl comes by every new drawing (5 minutes) best way to get wasted inexpensively.

Also, had a great night with the girls from the Victoria's Secret store in Caeser's years ago. But we won't go into that here in a public forum.

Originally posted by darvlay
As of tomorrow, I will be in gaudy Las Vegas, NV for four days and nights of glitz, glamour and gambling. A fair number of us are headed down to attend our friend's impromptu wedding. To say I'm excited right now is an understatement.

Any sight-seeing or gambling tips on Vegas for your ol' friend Darvlay? I am a well versed gambler and have had much ex ...[text shortened]... I tend to avoid casino poker (hold 'em, carribean stud, etc.) as it's not my kind of thing.

Originally posted by jimslyp69
The casinos are a bit crappy. Stay away from them and you should be okay. I used to work in a casino. General consensus is, if you are going to gamble, play Blackjack. You have the best come back from this game. Avoid ROULETTE at all risks, unless you are a clairvoyant. It will suck you dry dude.

Sorry dude. I never get passed the first paragraph of anyone's posts. I kinda get bored of reading, real quick. Have you noticed?

Originally posted by jimslyp69
Sorry dude. I never get passed the first paragraph of anyone's posts. I kinda get bored of reading, real quick. Have you noticed?

Originally posted by darvlay
I play strictly craps and blackjack. Like I said, I'm a well-versed gambler.

Originally posted by rbmorris
Pick up a copy of "Bringing Down the House" for the flight. It's about those card counters from MIT. A good pre-Vegas read.

Originally posted by darvlay
🙂 No, I just didn't know you had a daughter. Now you've got my curiousity all worked up!

"Hey Cheryl, what's the deal with with your old man, is he always so buggy? He says hi by the way."

"Do I know you?"

You'll get completely drunk and end up marrying your girlfriend for laughs.

Some years later, you'll look back at this trip as the biggest mistake you ever made.

My wife and I usually go once a year. We like to stay downtown. The casinos are closer together and the table gaming is more agreeable. You can actually find $2 blackjack tables vs $10. The prime rib at Fitzgeralds is fantastic.

We hit the strip one day of the vacation to see a show and then back downtown to have fun. Free drinks are more plentiful downtown as well. Lot a good cheap strip bars around too.

Originally posted by Palynka
You'll get completely drunk and end up marrying your girlfriend for laughs.

Some years later, you'll look back at this trip as the biggest mistake you ever made.

Originally posted by arrakis
I hope your comment wasn't directed at me. I take marriage very seriously.

Originally posted by PocketKings
Just to warn you though, they don't let you leave town unless you get married

Originally posted by darvlay
As of tomorrow, I will be in gaudy Las Vegas, NV for four days and nights of glitz, glamour and gambling. A fair number of us are headed down to attend our friend's impromptu wedding. To say I'm excited right now is an understatement.

Any sight-seeing or gambling tips on Vegas for your ol' friend Darvlay? I am a well versed gambler and have had much ex ...[text shortened]... I tend to avoid casino poker (hold 'em, carribean stud, etc.) as it's not my kind of thing.