20 May 04
You bet, we were having a great time, could not have been better, wine, dancing, everything. We went back to here place and I sat down on the couch. She went in to change into something more comfortable😵 I fell asleep. I was startled awake by the sound of a door being kicked open.
In she came, brandishing nothing more that a bottle of 10-W 40 motor oil, a belt sander, and a saddle.
I will stop there for the young ears.
Mike
20 May 04
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Originally posted by Remora91My first girlfriend had the name of a very fast car (not kidding). She was lovely. We were both 13 at the time.
She was a snob. If anyone treats you that way then you shouldn't go out with them. You seem very nice. I don't see why she would say that.
We wanted to go to bed with each other, so we got all cuddly and things and undressed and lay in bed. Then we started kissing and she stuck her tongue in my mouth.
At the time I didn't know you were supposed to do that and the mere concept was revolting. I ran to the toilet and washed my mouth out.
I spent the next 4 years playing with my star wars figures and lego and didn't look at another girl until I was 17.
20 May 04
Originally posted by sundown316ridiculous, she had already seen you so she could just have easily said no she was not ann. women or men like that need a right kick in the backside. u were defo better going home alone that night.
Whaddya have to bring this subject up for? I've never had no luck at dating. I remember a blind date where I was supposed to meet this girl in front of her apartment house. I see the girl,walk up,and said:"Hi. Are you Ann?" She said:"Yes,are you Tom?" I said"Yes". She said:"I'm not Ann." I tell ya,it ain't easy being me!😕
dan
20 May 04
all my firstdates (all two of them!) were kinda screwed up...both were about a year ago...but my first first date was most screwed up...
i'm a quiet person most of the time, but it wasn't till afterwards that i relised i'd barely spoken throughout. and when i say barely, i mean barely!
i haven't seen her since 🙂
20 May 04
Originally posted by geniusI will give you a little secret about women. They like to talk about themselves. I have gone through many a date before I got married and the key to being perceived as a good conversationalist is figuring out the right questions to ask. If you are quiet this will work out well. You drop a question, and she does all the talking. Simple. The next day she will tell everyone what a great talker you are, even though you said nothing at all. Women just love to be listened to. If no one believes me you can try it, I guarantee it. All that you need to do is come up with the questions. Study them, find out what makes them tick.
all my firstdates (all two of them!) were kinda screwed up...both were about a year ago...but my first first date was most screwed up...
i'm a quiet person most of the time, but it wasn't till afterwards that i relised i'd barely spoken throughout. and when i say barely, i mean barely!
i haven't seen her since 🙂
Mike
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20 May 04
Originally posted by dan182It was a joke,for crying out loud! Sheesh,what's happened to people's sense of humor around here? But I know I'm not good looking or sexy. I stuck my head out the window once,and got arrested for mooning! Every time I put on my underwear I can hear the Fruit of the Loom guys laughing! Oh,death,where is thy sting? 😕
ridiculous, she had already seen you so she could just have easily said no she was not ann. women or men like that need a right kick in the backside. u were defo better going home alone that night.
dan
