Best friend, wife or dog?

Originally posted by Woodgie
Where exactly is this car parked, and is it a safe area?

Depends whether you consider dogging safe or not 😛

Originally posted by adramforall
Depends whether you consider dogging safe or not 😛

I am very safe at dogging, I always use a sturdy lead and make sure the beast knows who is boss.

Ohhhhhhhhhhhh, you mean..........

More tea Vicar?

Originally posted by Raven69
If you wish to know who is truly your best friend, just try this experiment. Put both your wife and your dog in the car for an hour. Then when you open the trunk, who is happy to see you?

Does this apply to husbands also?

Originally posted by Raven69
If you wish to know who is truly your best friend, just try this experiment. Put both your wife and your dog in the car for an hour. Then when you open the trunk, who is happy to see you?

Joe Rogan, on this very topic:

Let's say a crackhead comes bouncing through the window at 2am ... who the f*** is gonna save me? A 98 lb. chick with fake boobs, or a 90 lb. Pit Bull? It's a no-brainer. My DOG friend.

[talking to girlfriend] Oh, so you want a ring? Frank doesn't want a ring. He just wants a leather collar; the same leather collar that you refuse to wear.

Originally posted by mlprior
Does this apply to husbands also?

Indeed!