12 Apr 05
A man walks into a bar with a giraffe. he orders a whisky and gets one for the giraffe. They drink. He buys another round. And another. And another etc. Finally it's close to closing time, so he gets up to leave. So does the giraffe. But as they stand up, the giraffe passes out. Unperturbed the man carries on walking towarsd the exit. The barman says ' Oi, you can't leave that lyin' there'.
To which the man replies...
'Itsh nott a lion, itsh a giroff'
12 Apr 05
Originally posted by saffa73three pieces of string walk into a bar. they sit down at a table and the first piece of string walks up to the bar and says "barman, three pints of stella". the barman looks down at him and says " can't you read" ( he points at a sign saying "we don't serve pieces of string" ).
A man walks into a bar with a giraffe. he orders a whisky and gets one for the giraffe. They drink. He buys another round. And another. And another etc. Finally it's close to closing time, so he gets up to leave. So does the giraffe. But as they stand up, the giraffe passes out. Unperturbed the man carries on walking towarsd the exit. The barman says ' Oi, ...[text shortened]... leave that lyin' there'.
To which the man replies...
'Itsh nott a lion, itsh a giroff'
so the piece of string goes back to the table and sits down, tells his friends about his rejection and the second piece of string offers to go and get the drinks in. he walks up to the bar and says again, in a firm tone " three pints of stella please". the barman looks at him and says " i told your mate we don't serve string...look at the sign" ( he points at the sign again)
so the second piece of string goes back to the table and tells the other pieces about his failure. they sit their thinking and are about to leave when the third piece of string pipes up " quick i've got an idea...tie a knot in me in my middle and un-ravel my top and bottom". the other pieces of string oblige, although still confused. the piece of string walks up to the bar and says " three stellas my good man". the barman says " you're a piece of string arn't you" and the string says " no sorry i'm a frayed knot!"
HAHAHA classics are the best.