Bible Study

Originally posted by Feivel
See....that is another lie you bandy about. Jesus asks you what say you about Noah and Elisha? Where did the bible say they sinned? The bible says BLAMELESS. Stop teaching your lies.

Feivel

I not Lying It says it in Romans 3:23 all have sinned. God Bless and Good Night. Say hi to your mom for me Feivel thanks.

Originally posted by royalchicken
Right. I've kicked Mark off the computer; he's atheist rubbish.

This is Jesus.

Now, I don't know where you all got the idea that I love you--the very notion has me agape.

I don't love anyone.

Jesus! Don't commandeer my computer, and don't type transcripts of our private conversations on the forums!

Quiet down, Mark. I'm Jesus--you're just a geek.

Jesus, you can't go making stupid Greek puns with my username; I have a reputation to think of!

Ha, Mark, chimp credits.

What? SVW is the Messiah?

Originally posted by RBHILL
I not Lying It says it in Romans 3:23 all have sinned. God Bless and Good Night. Say hi to your mom for me Feivel thanks.

Romans 3:23 is a lie. What does the bible say about Noah and Elisha?

Now why would I say anything to my mom about you?

Feivel

Originally posted by Feivel
But I don't love you because I am not jesus. He does still love you and I really don't understand why but he did say you are quickly wearing his love out. As I said before, it's really not a good idea to push jesus.

Feivel

Jesus loves me forever His love will never where thin Romans 8:38-39

Originally posted by royalchicken
Jesus! Don't commandeer my computer, and don't type transcripts of our private conversations on the forums!

Quiet down, Mark. I'm Jesus--you're just a geek.

Jesus, you can't go making stupid Greek puns with my username; I have a reputation to think of!

Ha, Mark, chimp credits.

What? SVW is the Messiah?

I'm no Messiah, Mark, I'm just a mess.

Jesus, this is not funny.

Like hell it isn't, Mark. This is the funniest thing around. This is funnier than Conan, or early Letterman!

JESUS! Don't use my name to plagiarize lines from movies, ever!

Originally posted by RBHILL
Jesus loves me forever His love will never where thin Romans 8:38-39

Nother lie 🙂

Want to try for a hat trick?

Feivel

Originally posted by Feivel
Romans 3:23 is a lie. What does the bible say about Noah and Elisha?

Now why would I say anything to my mom about you?

Feivel

Your mom knows me. Romans 3:23 is not a lie. Noah has sinned before after the ark He got drunk.

Originally posted by RBHILL
Your mom knows me. Romans 3:23 is not a lie. Noah has sinned before after the ark He got drunk.

Romans 3:23 is the word of God.

Originally posted by royalchicken
I'm no Messiah, Mark, I'm just a mess.

Jesus, this is not funny.

Like hell it isn't, Mark. This is the funniest thing around. This is funnier than Conan, or early Letterman!

JESUS! Don't use my name to plagiarize lines from movies, ever!

Jesus, don't give me that rubbish. There's no way that YOU inspired Todd Solondz to use the phrase ''like Conan, or early Letterman''. You can't play your omniscience card to get me in trouble with the mods, it's not nice.

Mark, stop your blaspheming. I'm getting pissed.

Originally posted by RBHILL
Your mom knows me. Romans 3:23 is not a lie. Noah has sinned before after the ark He got drunk.

Your mom knows me

And how is that...Oh right she was a Psychiatrist before she retired but that was in NYC.

Noah has sinned before after the ark He got drunk.

And he did other things also and those (including the drunk bit) were after the ark. But tell me what the bible says not what you assume.

Feivel

Originally posted by royalchicken
Jesus, don't give me that rubbish. There's no way that YOU inspired Todd Solondz to use the phrase ''like Conan, or early Letterman''. You can't play your omniscience card to get me in trouble with the mods, it's not nice.

Mark, stop your blaspheming. I'm getting pissed.

Oh come on, Mark, I just wanted to borrow your username to make a pun about Agape.

Okay, Jesus. GO back to bed, though, yeah?

Right, everyone, there's been a misunderstanding. That wasn't ''GEE-zuzz'' talking; that was my friend ''hey-ZEUS''.

Originally posted by Feivel
[b]Your mom knows me

And how is that...Oh right she was a Psychiatrist before she retired but that was in NYC.

Noah has sinned before after the ark He got drunk.

And he did other things also and those (including the drunk bit) were after the ark. But tell me what the bible says not what you assume.

Feivel[/b]

Genesis 9:20-22
20 Noah, a man of the soil, proceeded to plant a vineyard.
21 When he drank some of its wine, he became drunk and lay uncovered inside his tent.
22 Ham, the father of Canaan, saw his father's nakedness and told his two brothers outside.

Originally posted by RBHILL
Genesis 9:20-22
20 Noah, a man of the soil, proceeded to plant a vineyard.
21 When he drank some of its wine, he became drunk and lay uncovered inside his tent.
22 Ham, the father of Canaan, saw his father's nakedness and told his two brothers outside.

No you are telling me the story of how he was drunk. your telling me the bible you believe in doesn't say he was blameless as well as Elisha? No wonder you don't know jesus or god. Your believing for the wrong bible 🙂

Feivel

Originally posted by RBHILL
Romans 3:23 is the word of God.

Nope it is a lie that is said to be the word of god.

Feivel

Originally posted by Feivel
Nope it is a lie that is said to be the word of god.

Feivel

You must be a Jew?

So he was the only one to have be blameless but he was born into Adam's SIN.