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13 Nov 05
14 Nov 05
Originally posted by sundown316What do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells? - Pregnant.
What do you call a blond with half a brain? Gifted. How can you tell when a blond's been using the computer? There's white-out on the screen.
Two blondes walk into a building; you would have thought one of them would have seen it.
What do peroxide blondes and airplanes have in common? - They both have black boxes
14 Nov 05
Two blondes were walking through the woods and they came across some tracks. The first blonde says "Hmmmmm... these look like deer tracks!" The other one shakes her head, "No they look like moose tracks." They argue and argue for a while.... then they were run over by a train.
What's the difference between a blonde and a trampoline?
- You take your shoes off before using a trampoline.
15 Nov 05
Originally posted by Whats goin on ehMary is 17 years old and blond.
How can you tell if another blonde has used the computer?
There's writing on the white-out
One day she asks her mother if it's true that "babies come out of the same hole that the man's seed goes in."
"Yes", confirms Mother.
"But it won't knock my teeth out, will it?"
