08 Oct 05
Originally posted by VivaldiMy list of deands before marriage:
Please tell 😛 him and us 😵
include spanking him on the bum 😉
1) $60 000 up front ( I don't have a pound sign 🙁 fairly close coversion though 🙂 )
2) a generous weekly allowance of $200 ( see I can be extremely reasonable)
3) My own bedroom for the many times you will no doubt tick me off.
4) I get complete and total control of what comes into and goes out of the house.
5) Any decisions pertaining to the house.
6) Oh ya, a big house.
7) I get fresh flowers twice/week.
8) The engagement ring must have a value of no less than $5000.
9) I get a maid.
10) I shall be showered with gifts and compliments often.
11) Access to a vehicle of my liking (again I can be extremly reasonable)
12) I cook only when I feel like it.
13) I get to punish you severly with a paddle on your bum if you ever make me cry.
14) You get a very extensive life insurance policy naming me as sole benificiary(sp?) in case of accidental death.
15) The list can be changed or modified at any time to reflect upon issues not yet thought of.