Breakup Stories: Who's got the best?

Originally posted by Nordlys
chlamydia

Originally posted by Nordlys
chlamydia

Originally posted by rmacken
I have told that one too many times already

Originally posted by rmacken
Battery acid??

Originally posted by shortcircuit
A buddy of mine in college was dating this girl who was really better than he deserved. He treated her more like a maid than a girlfriend. But they were together for a while. Then he decides he wants to go away on a vacation for a week to the beach, but he doesn't want her to come along. He was planning a weeklong bender with the anticipation of an orgy ...[text shortened]... . Although they never got back together, he did learn not to take advantage of the ladies.

I dated a girl when we were both in first year university. Secretly, I was messing around with her sister who was in Grade 12. The sister wanted to be cool by telling her friends she was with a University guy. Inevitably the older sister found out. They haven't spoken since and i've always felt bad about their break up.

Originally posted by Natsia
Oh btw Jason,
I forgot to tell you that I have the clap and the herpes and the gonorrhea and the clamidia and the aids...You had some cute friends 😛 its going to be a crazy painful death. Enjoy!

Originally posted by Starrman
My friends have better taste, but just in case you are telling the truth, you better let your sister know too...

...and your mum.

Originally posted by Natsia
They were pretty easy after a few rounds...
Same applies for you dear.

Originally posted by Starrman
You slept with my mum?! You sick bitch!

Originally posted by Starrman
You slept with my mum?! You sick bitch!

We had broken up for good just an hour before
Uh uh uh, uh uh uh uh uh
Now I'm staring at the bodies as there's dancin' 'cross the floor
Uh uh uh, uh uh uh uh uh
And then the band slowed the tempo and the music gets me down
Uh uh uh, uh uh uh uh uh
It was the same old song with the melancholy sound
Uh uh uh, uh uh uh uh uh

They don't write 'em like that anymore
They just don't write 'em like that anymore

We'd been living together for a million years
Uh uh uh, uh uh uh uh uh
But now it feel so strange (out in the atmospheres?)
Uh uh uh, uh uh uh uh uh
And then the jukebox plays a song I used to know
Uh uh uh, uh uh uh uh uh
Now I'm staring at the bodies as they dancin' so slow
Uh uh uh, uh uh uh uh uh

They don't write 'em like that anymore
They just don't write 'em like that anymore

Now I wind up staring at an empty glass
Uh uh uh, uh uh uh uh uh
Cause its so easy to say that you'll forget your past
Uh uh uh, uh uh uh uh uh

They don't write 'em like that anymore, no!
They just don't write 'em like that anymore

They don't write 'em like that anymore
They just don't write 'em like that anymore

Originally posted by Natsia
... She said after had she known what women are like before she would never have married your dad.

Wow, you've all proved you're douche bags.