brush my teeth

@mister-moggy said
the hygiene hill is so hard to climb these days. yesterday i looked at my comb for a while. left it on the dresser. walked by the shower and did not look back.

my toothbrush is calling.

shall i brush my teeth today ?

@rookie54 said
you sir, sound constipated,
one teaspoon
I SAY! one teaspoon of my genuwine highest purity snake oil will set yer bowels aright in as little as a single week,
THAT'S RIGHT! one week only for complete relief of the surly symptoms that plague yerself
irritability
ingrown toenails
droopy eyelids
insomnia
paranormal infestations
and the urge to sniff small hamsters

get a bottle of snake oil and rule yer world!

I have found that smearing my teeth with Marmite before going to bed each day since my second was born has kept my family size down to just the two that we have.

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@fmf said
I have found that smearing my teeth with Marmite before going to bed each day since my second was born has kept my family size down to just the two that we have.

@suzianne said
No surprise there.

@fmf said
But Marmite is so tasty.

@handyandy said
Don't talk with food in your mouth.

@wolfe63 said
Rusty escaped from prison? 😲

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@fmf said
But Marmite is so tasty.

@suzianne said
But it's not.

@suzianne said
But it's not.

@ghost-of-a-duke said
I love Marmite, but there is definitely a technique to eating it.

@suzianne said
Well, Brad Pitt could be in my bed and with Marmite smeared on his face, I'm off to the couch, thanks very much.

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