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Paxter doesn't really like it, we just pay him to say he does.

Originally posted by dottewell
You mean not only did someone beat me to it, but that person was Dudley Moore?

I guess I'll just have to go for my second choice of new job - lapdancer.

Originally posted by Bowmann
...continually.

Coke - Who needs to brush their teeth? With Coca-Cola, you can just burn the top layer of enamel off, leaving them fresh and free of bacteria.

McDonalds - you know its not food, we know its not food. Yet you keep buying our crap so we`ll keep selling it.

Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas: Hey, if it's gotten the attention of the Moral Majority and Hilary Clinton, it must be good.

Trojan Condoms: These are proven to be effective birth control 97% of the time. So if you've used our condoms successfully more than 33 times, you're due, buddy.

Originally posted by Bowmann
...continually.

Originally posted by angie88
Both are possible. But because it was my sentence in the first place, I'm right and you're wrong, so ha!

British Army - We take thugs, chavs, morons and those with assorted violent personality disorders, give them guns and teach them to kill. If you want to turn the skills you'd normally put to use on your local council estate to good use, join the army and take it out on some other poor b@stard's country instead. We'll even pay you more than jobseekers allowance.

Originally posted by Starrman
British Army - We take thugs, chavs, morons and those with assorted violent personality disorders, give them guns and teach them to kill. If you want to turn the skills you'd normally put to use on your local council estate to good use, join the army and take it out on some other poor b@stard's country instead. We'll even pay you more than jobseekers allowance.

I always wondered why Special Brew didn't go for "Gets you drunk very fast and is reasonably cheap".
Or what about: "Buckfast: For Tramps"?

Microsoft: Mmmmhhhhhhaaaaa mmmmmhhhhhhaaaaa.....Suckers.

Pringles, if not for the Disodium inosinate, you could stop.