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03 Mar 23
@ghost-of-a-duke saidA talking sheep dog reports back to the farmer that he has 50 sheep. The farmer says that's odd because I have just counted them and I got 47. I know said the faithful hound but I rounded them up.
I once broke up with a girl, years ago, because of her obsession with counting.
I wonder what she's up to these days?
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@the-gravedigger saidDracula has just been banned from Twitter.
A talking sheep dog reports back to the farmer that he has 50 sheep. The farmer says that's odd because I have just counted them and I got 47. I know said the faithful hound but I rounded them up.
A count suspended.
04 Mar 23
@ghost-of-a-duke saidSounds odd 😆
Dracula has just been banned from Twitter.
A count suspended.
05 Mar 23
@the-gravedigger saidA company hired an odd man to do six jobs. At lunchtime, he'd already gone home and left his bill. He’d only done jobs one, three, and five.
Sounds odd
05 Mar 23
@fmf saidOn reflection, there ARE three types of people in the world, so maybe the people who looked as if they CAN'T [in the above post] CAN, after all, because they were probably including those who like to inflate numbers as the third category. Although, saying they can't count then doesn't work.
There are three types of people in the world. Those who CAN count. And those who CANNOT and/or those who pretend they can't but like to inflate numbers.
05 Mar 23
@fmf saidI will let a few thread pages come and go and then return to post just this: There are three types of people in the world. Those who CAN count. And those who CANNOT. Plain and simple.
On reflection, there ARE three types of people in the world, so maybe the people who looked as if they CAN'T [in the above post] CAN, after all, because they were probably including those who like to inflate numbers as the third category. Although, saying they can't count then doesn't work.
@earl-of-trumps saidI’m aware that I irritate you; it part of my charm and humour to do so.
And you consider yourself - what,, some kind of charmer? Look in the mirror and see -
"a charmless, humourless, dull and angry individual."
@divegeester saiddelusions of grandeur much stop sign boy?
You’re standing right now with several delegates from dozens of clubs … and there’s over a 100 more. That’s a 1,000 hard-core RHP members. Ten thousand, counting affiliates, and 10,000 more, not organised… but ready to thumb.
All those thousand soldiers!
@ghost-of-a-duke saidNot bad Ghost, I smiled! 🙂
Dracula has just been banned from Twitter.
A count suspended.
-VR