Originally posted by Hand of HecateOh wise representative of our northern neighbors -- I have questions.
Only if it's cut from the backs of the most tender children.
1. Why do Canadians sweep ice and call it a sport?
2. Is hockey a sport or a religion?
3. Why can't you keep Celine Dion on your side of the fence?
Originally posted by Evil Pawn 666Round bacon is made from balloon animals.
Never trust a man who eats bacon. Some poor hog had to die so he could stuff his fat face. Pigs need love too, but not as a meal. Shame on Canada. Since you were killing off all those indians, why didn't you turn them into bacon? Shame on you wasteful Canadians
Originally posted by Hand of HecateOut of curiosity, what's the fourth column of evilness?
Too long have these ruthless killers of baby seals been allowed to roam free. Too long have these beer drinking, slow talking, overly polite servants of Satan been operating unchecked. Now is the time to put an end to the Canadian Fifth Column that undermines world politics.
Canadian's are a damn site more ruthlessly intelligent than most America ...[text shortened]... is only because we fear the consequences, hence, one of the two reasons religion was created.
Originally posted by pawnhandler1. This 'sport', curling, is only played my the mentally handicapped and those too old to play hockey. This is sort of like a Special Olypics ice sport.
Oh wise representative of our northern neighbors -- I have questions.
1. Why do Canadians sweep ice and call it a sport?
2. Is hockey a sport or a religion?
3. Why can't you keep Celine Dion on your side of the fence?
2. Canadian Thanksgiving actually celebrates the start of the hockey season. Hockey is as close as you will come to a gladitorial pit fight. Back in the day, the Indians would strap frozen fish to their feet as skates with a frozen buffalo testicle as the puck. The losing team would be beaten severely and have to give up a number of squaws equal to the goals made by the other team.
3. Celine Dion is French Canadien and she was sent to the US to turn your brains into tapiocca. This strategy seems to have worked quite well.
..the american traitor, benedict arnold, invaded canada 3 times to obtain it for the united states..i wish he had been successful..then we would own it all on the deed instead of having to sponsor them as our children..( children you know always dis their parents and that is why the canadians try so hard
to be anti-usa { cuba and "we don't really want an army of real men who will fight for the West,,,we just wanna be NGO police ]...anyway...like kids sent
to their room by their dads they play loud music and wear bad clothes just
to get back at dear old dad...this is the french-canadian influence in canada..the
real brits of canada..the prairie provinces and new brunswick to the east...are the old west of churchill, thatcher, etc..and THAT is the independent free canada i respect...that is the canada that should be a free and independent state..not the wanna-be ( please , please, can i be a euro or a south american commie canada ?..please...i promise never to eat anything with fat in it....i will never use more than 4 sections of toilet paper ( please let me live ...) and my soldiers, why they are just national toys...we don't really have any real men and women..)...i guess you get my point...a free, british oriented and independent canada...where men are men and women make men want to be men...
Originally posted by reinfeldhow queer 😀 preston manning lives on and on 😀
..the american traitor, benedict arnold, invaded canada 3 times to obtain it for the united states..i wish he had been successful..then we would own it all on the deed instead of having to sponsor them as our children..( children you know always dis their parents and that is why the canadians try so hard
to be anti-usa { cuba and "we don't really want an a ...[text shortened]... tish oriented and independent canada...where men are men and women make men want to be men...