09 Jun 04
Originally posted by Jay Peatea"What" she replied. If we do that it will grow up and act like a superstar on a Yamaha, go and skid and kill a kid and smash a banana on a dustbin lid. We better call....
Rushed home & found his wife just about to give birth, "I bet its a boy ?" he said to the midwife, but was disappointed when she past him a small baby holy ghost . Damn, it was another phantom pregnancy. Perhaps we should give this one up for adoption ? he asked Mrs susej.......
09 Jun 04
Originally posted by Phlabibitbut before you leave, roll up you sleeve, or the milking can't start by the old wooden cart.
Fearless Freddy, the guy with a teddy... You met his mother, I call her Betty. She's a fine lady with a wonderful kid... you'd better go now before a Yamaha skids.......
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09 Jun 04
Originally posted by elvendreamgirlripple which he drank because the Hound bit his nipple on the lush green moor near.....
So, they milked the goat, then caught a boat for the western shore of the of the lush green moor, where they found a hound and a bottle of......
09 Jun 04
Originally posted by Jesterbott"Stop" but the dinosaur driving the truck didn't see chester until too late. SPLAT. Chester's head rolled over and knocked over sevas's pail of milk. Sevas was..........
The country club in Alabama. All of a sudden, a FEDEX truck was coming so Chester jumped in front of it an screamed...
10 Jun 04
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Originally posted by Jesterbott"Have you seen any womd's lying around?" It was Sheriff G W Pepper Bush. "No, me neither, course it would help, yes siree, if I knew what one dam looks like! What is a womd anyway ?"
SO angry at the head that he started a basketball game with it. Then, a very stupid person came by and asked...
11 Jun 04
Originally posted by Jay Peatea"Let me tell you" says Fearless Freddy
"Have you seen any womd's lying around?" It was Sheriff G W Pepper Bush. "No, me neither, course it would help, yes siree, if I knew what one dam looks like! What is a womd anyway ?"
as he jumps out of his little beddy.
"Kinda long, kinda short, it has no tush.
In fact you are standing on one Sheriff Bush"
And with that......
11 Jun 04
Originally posted by bobbyboomer......................Mr Kruger pointed at his toes.
"Let me tell you" says Fearless Freddy
as he jumps out of his little beddy.
"Kinda long, kinda short, it has no tush.
In fact you are standing on one Sheriff Bush"
And with that......
Bush asked " Hey does it hurt when you pick your nose?".
Then Freddy got mad and ..........
12 Jun 04
Originally posted by Jay Peatea....Sheriff Bush was sad, the super dingo was glad and Mr. Kruger felt had when Sevas Susej said " It's not so bad" and then he began...
......................Mr Kruger pointed at his toes.
Bush asked " Hey does it hurt when you pick your nose?".
Then Freddy got mad and ..........
12 Jun 04
Originally posted by bobbyboomer..........to plot a plan, for revenge on thoses dinosaurs geezers.
....Sheriff Bush was sad, the super dingo was glad and Mr. Kruger felt had when Sevas Susej said " It's not so bad" and then he began...
"For my milk, did they spill, now I can't make any baby cheeses."
So they.........