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Grampy Bobby
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Chess Heaven



Your vision of it... your glimpse?

IM
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Originally posted by Grampy Bobby
Chess Heaven



Your vision of it... your glimpse?
rhp without you? but no, you're amusing - i hope you stick around.

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Originally posted by Grampy Bobby
Chess Heaven



Your vision of it... your glimpse?
A chess master died - after a few days, a friend of his heard a voice; it was him!
"What's it like, where you are now," he asked.
"What do you want to hear first, the good news or the bad news."
"Tell me the good news first."
"Well, it's really heaven here. There are tournaments and blitz sessions going on all the time and Morphy, Alekhine, Lasker, Tal, Capablanca, Botvinnik, they're all here, and you can play them."
"Fantastic!" the friend said, "and what is the bad news?"
"You have Black against Capablanca on Saturday."

MontyMoose

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The best thing about Chess heaven would be the quiet. Pure silence for just you and your thoughts about your next move. The calm and the peace...... 😏




Instead of what I got here on Earth:

"Are you on that computer AGAIN???? You promised to clean out the garage and that lawn's not going to mow itself!"

Yes dear, no dear, I'll get right on it honey......😞

huckleberryhound
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Banging Jessica Alba, while i'm playing strip chess against Angelina Jole....and she sucks at chess 😛

Grampy Bobby
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Originally posted by Ice Cold
A chess master died - after a few days, a friend of his heard a voice; it was him!
"What's it like, where you are now," he asked.
"What do you want to hear first, the good news or the bad news."
"Tell me the good news first."
"Well, it's really heaven here. There are tournaments and blitz sessions going on all the time and Morphy, Alekhine, Lasker, ...[text shortened]... "and what is the bad news?"
"You have Black against Capablanca on Saturday."
rekkommended

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Originally posted by Ice Cold
A chess master died - after a few days, a friend of his heard a voice; it was him!
"What's it like, where you are now," he asked.
"What do you want to hear first, the good news or the bad news."
"Tell me the good news first."
"Well, it's really heaven here. There are tournaments and blitz sessions going on all the time and Morphy, Alekhine, Lasker, ...[text shortened]... "and what is the bad news?"
"You have Black against Capablanca on Saturday."
lol. rec'd.

np

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Originally posted by Ice Cold
A chess master died - after a few days, a friend of his heard a voice; it was him!
"What's it like, where you are now," he asked.
"What do you want to hear first, the good news or the bad news."
"Tell me the good news first."
"Well, it's really heaven here. There are tournaments and blitz sessions going on all the time and Morphy, Alekhine, Lasker, ...[text shortened]... "and what is the bad news?"
"You have Black against Capablanca on Saturday."
Don't get it.

I feel elite.

Grampy Bobby
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Wondering how game move frequency would be governed without twin

clocks in eternity which, unlike human history, is divorced from time.

MontyMoose

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Originally posted by Aiko
Don't get it.
The implication is the friend will die before Saturday.

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Originally posted by Grampy Bobby
Chess Heaven



Your vision of it... your glimpse?
A place where I can look at the board in any of my games and be able to see a reasonably good move.

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chess heaven would be an infinte chess board, with infinite directions to move and pieces that move in all directions, and you would be infinitley smart playing against an infinitely smart opponent.

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Originally posted by huckleberryhound
Banging Jessica Alba, while i'm playing strip chess against Angelina Jole....and she sucks at chess 😛
hah nice

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Originally posted by huckleberryhound
Banging Jessica Alba, while i'm playing strip chess against Angelina Jole....and she sucks at chess 😛
That's not chess heaven. That's chess in heaven.

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