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shougi
the misteke makor

heading home

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I sometimes use this last one too, though my wife is usually there to
help if I start giggling insanely. Sometimes after clicking MOVE, I
think: "If there was ever a time I wanted my computer to crash it
was about five seconds ago"

DB

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I know.Like locking your keys in the car.That moment you slam the
door.....Ouch!

Johan
Working on an excellent Aussie joke......

kirksey957
Outkast

With White Women

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Me after hanging a queen: "I guess a draw is out of the question."

m

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If they don't like to lose,why try to join them?
Mari
(11 words,excluding Mari,of course ,and excluding :one ",",and one"?&quot😉
+ 1(,and 1){ad infititum}

C
Oro!

Fear The Cow

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"When in doubt push a pawn"
not sure where that comes from just always used it

vaknso
The Ambassador

Charleston SC. USA

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"I would lose less games, If they took away the move button."
John
King of MAP

Bobla45

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The disease that only death can cure.......chess

Chris
Site Admin

Wimbledon

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Originally posted by T1000

"When you see a good move -- wait -- look for a better one."
-- Em. LASKER
Or there's the refined version which I kept in mind throughout the
Quick Fire Tournament...

"If you're not sure about a move, make it anyway; you're bound to
screw up a some point."
--Chrismo

s

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"Chess is a fairy tale of 1,001 blunders."
-- Savielly Tartakower

mattc

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"If drink is the curse of the working classes and work is the curse of
the drinking classes then chess is the curse of the thinking classes "


i think that sums it up

Bobla45

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All I want for Christmas is the knight I just hung to Electric Dad😳

s

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who hasn't played in his chess career ...
"The Oedipus variation ... sacrificing the king to win the queen." Jan Jotun

but the good news is that...
"Chess players mate better because they know all of the best positions." NN

ever felt like a pawn?
"Pawns are born free, but we are always putting them in chains" Soltis

Sin.

Boby Fisher

Dominican Republic

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