So, to sum it all up...
A majority of the respondents prefer music over sex.
There's a tendency suggesting that listening to "The Smiths" does not depress you.
There's an old, yet vocal, group of females chittering on about geriatric sex being quite good.
Okay...
Let's see.
Uh no!
I remain positioned to find sex more important than music. We beasties have been shagging a lot longer than we've been listening.
I really don't see why we should rid ourselves of 4.5 billion years of evolution. No thank you sir. Keep the music if you want...I'll stick with the sex.
On the subject of The Smiths. I still say that anybody who can sit through an album full of lyrics such as:
"Call me morbid, call me pale
I’ve spent six years on your trail
Six long years
On your trail
Call me morbid, call me pale
I’ve spent six years on your trail
Six full years of my life on your trail
And if you have five seconds to spare
Then I’ll tell you the story of my life :
Sixteen, clumsy and shy
I went to london and i
I booked myself in at the y ... w.c.a.
I said : I like it here - can I stay ?
I like it here - can I stay ?
And do you have a vacancy
For a back-scrubber?"
or
Girlfriend in a coma, I know
I know - it's serious
Girlfriend in a coma, I know
I know - it's really serious
there were times
when I could
have 'murdered' her
(but, you know, I would hate
anything to happen to her)
NO, I DON'T WANT TO SEE HER
has serious mental health issues or will end up with them.
Don't get me wrong. I love the Smiths. I've seen Morrissey live. I have their albums.
I just don't listen to more than half at a time.
And then there's sex with the elderly.
I don't know...
Yes, they are more experienced...
But does a car get any better once it's had more than 50 owners and has more miles on the counter than threads on the seats?
See...
Originally posted by shavixmirSure, but they also provided me with a mental image of a vicar in a tutu. That provides more than enough counterbalance for me.
On the subject of The Smiths. I still say that anybody who can sit through an album full of lyrics such as:
"Call me morbid, call me pale
I’ve spent six years on your trail
Six long years
On your trail
Call me morbid, call me pale
I’ve spent six years on your trail
Six full years of my life on your trail
And if you have five seconds to ...[text shortened]... ON'T WANT TO SEE HER
has serious mental health issues or will end up with them.
Originally posted by dfm65so sex comes first.. then music.. but chocolate in foreplay.. thats first then..
i think it depends partly on when you are being asked the question. before sex, i would say SEX!!!! after sex, i would say MUSIC. as for chocolate, it just doesn't taste as good if you aren't licking it off somebody😛
eh? chocolate lead to sex leads to music leads to chocolate to sex.. to music.. licking chocolate to make music.. making music..
yeah.. sex tis then..
Originally posted by angie88I'm surprised no one has mentioned the Singing Chocolate Priapic Easter Bunnies yet! ... it isn't their ears that you bite off first - because of course that would hinder them from hearing the music.
Ok, basically, music is more important to me than sex. But I can understand not everybody thinks this way...
The only thing worse than a deaf sex-starved chocolate bunny has to be a horny Kitty Katty chorus.
Originally posted by widget
I'm surprised no one has mentioned the Singing Chocolate Priapic Easter Bunnies yet! ... it isn't their ears that you bite off first - because of course that would hinder them from hearing the music.
The only thing worse than a deaf sex-starved chocolate bunny has to be a horny Kitty Katty chorus.
I'm surprised one mentioned the very same words a page ago..
[A majority of the respondents prefer music over sex.lmao..... thanks for the geriatric remark ...like to think I havent been round shagging everything that had a pulse thanks,but still managed to gain some experience Shavixmir...and yeah if you go with the theory that you wont be having sex with anyone after the age of 40 cos they are stinky and possibly have a personal hygiene problem,maybe thats cos you are screwing around with the wrong people...and are talking from your own experiences... btw i am not 40 but getting close.
There's a tendency suggesting that listening to "The Smiths" does not depress you.
There's an old, yet vocal, group of females chittering on about geriatric sex being quite good.
Okay...
Originally posted by fiestai'm 40 - guess it's just music and chocolate from here on in...
lmao..... thanks for the geriatric remark ...like to think I havent been round shagging everything that had a pulse thanks,but still managed to gain some experience Shavixmir...and yeah if you go with the theory that you wont be having sex with anyone after the age of 40 cos they are stinky and possibly have a personal hygiene problem,maybe thats cos you are ...[text shortened]... rong people...and are talking from your own experiences... btw i am not 40 but getting close.
OK, this thread has started a certain chain of thought in my head, and try as i might, i can't get rid of this image:
1. a 10,000 song mp3 player crammed with my favourite music and attached to a great hifi system.
2. a jacuzzi filled with the finest Swiss or Belgian molten chocolate.
3. three stunning, nubile and inexhaustible nymphos, who all have been starved of sex for a year.
4. a selection of recreational substances.
5. a large platter of sushi, another of assorted seafood - crayfish/lobster, crab, oysters; and a third of exotic cheeses and fruit.
5. me.
i'm a simple man, with simple tastes...