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Chuck Norris sues over 'mythical facts'

Chuck Norris sues over 'mythical facts'

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Originally posted by Crowley
Chuck Norris doesn't sue, because that implies the possibility of failure. Chuck Norris invoices.
Chuck Norris doen´t invoice.
He collects.

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Originally posted by MetBierOp
Chuck Norris doen´t invoice.
He collects.
Ha!

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Originally posted by Ponderable
* Chuck Norris does the right thing in my humble opinion.

* As long as the mythical list was non-profit on the net he, also quite correctly didn't do anything about them.

* Penguin is really trying to make money from this, and since they use his naem to make money they should at least have asked him.

But to show my good will if anybody publishes a book : Ponderables secret chess strategies: I won't sue. Promised 😉
Sure, but doesn't Chuckie understand that if it wasn't for the facts, only people in the Southern USA would know who he is (was)?

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Originally posted by Ponderable
* Chuck Norris does the right thing in my humble opinion.

* As long as the mythical list was non-profit on the net he, also quite correctly didn't do anything about them.

* Penguin is really trying to make money from this, and since they use his naem to make money they should at least have asked him.

But to show my good will if anybody publishes a book : Ponderables secret chess strategies: I won't sue. Promised 😉
Agreed. The internet jokes, etc. he didn't mind, even mentioned them on a talk show and thought they were funny. But a publisher using his name to make a buck needs his OK first. It was stupid of Penguin to just do it without discussing what sort of remuneration he may have expected for using his name. If they'd of asked, it might have been nothing.

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Originally posted by shavixmir
Anyways... what exactly is a mythical fact?

I mean, surely it's one or the other?
The Chuchster is a greedy multi millionaire capitalist who is just trying to steal money from some poor working class schlep.

Commie Granny.

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Originally posted by Sam The Sham
Agreed. The internet jokes, etc. he didn't mind, even mentioned them on a talk show and thought they were funny. But a publisher using his name to make a buck needs his OK first. It was stupid of Penguin to just do it without discussing what sort of remuneration he may have expected for using his name. If they'd of asked, it might have been nothing.
Chuck has enough money. Why should he be allowed to make more? He's a filthy blood sucking Capitalist. The gov't should take that money from him and give it to a poor working class blob. Discusting! Dear god, the inhumanity of it all!

Commie Granny.

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Originally posted by Crowley
Sure, but doesn't Chuckie understand that if it wasn't for the facts, only people in the Southern USA would know who he is (was)?
Yeah, he's all over Hollywood now! Isn't he dating both Britney Spears and Paris Hilton? He was in those movies with Tom Cruise, John Travolta and Julia Roberts.

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I heard Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.

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Originally posted by AThousandYoung
If you're Mr. T...then yes.

http://www.geocities.com/nealdmiller/chucknorris/chucknorris9.html
I'M MR.T FOOL!

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Originally posted by Crowley
Sure, but doesn't Chuckie understand that if it wasn't for the facts, only people in the Southern USA would know who he is (was)?
Not true...my moms favorite show is Walker, Texas Ranger and we live in the northwest!

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Originally posted by smw6869
The Chuchster is a greedy multi millionaire capitalist who is just trying to steal money from some poor working class schlep.

Commie Granny.
AHA!! you're a commmie...I thought you were fascist...😛

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Originally posted by abejnood
I heard Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.
Chuck is gonna roundhouse you for suggesting he ever lost anything!

He killed his virginity.

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Originally posted by AThousandYoung
Chuck is gonna roundhouse you for suggesting he ever lost anything!

He killed his virginity.
...in a fair fight

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