Chuck Norris

Originally posted by Arachnarchist
Chuck Norris must have a permit to carry concealed weapons in order to wear clothes.

Originally posted by slappy115
That almost made me cry.

Originally posted by Arachnarchist
Chuck Norris must have a permit to carry concealed weapons in order to wear clothes.

Chuck Norris can't play chess.

Originally posted by Nordlys
Chuck Norris can't play chess.

Originally posted by Dutch Defense
he'll give you a roundhouse kick to the face for saying that

Originally posted by Nordlys
Chuck Norris can't kick.

Originally posted by darvlay
Chuck Nordlys once heard a man using language in a confusing manner; she corrected him politely.

Chuck Norris is a legend.

Originally posted by Nordlys
Chuck Norris can't play chess.

Originally posted by Arachnarchist
Chuck norris doesn't need to play chess, as soon as his opponent finds out who they're playing they resign

Okay, Dutch. That was overkill. The world with Chuck Norris is one huge minefield. Checkmate twice on the first move? Please.

Originally posted by Dutch Defense
Chuck Norris. Man of all men. Just looking at him puts hair on your chest. He doesn't do push-ups...he pushes the world down. He doesn't cut the grass...he dares it to grow. If you get into a fight with him, PREPARE TO DIE. If he says something, YOU WILL DIE. If he doesn't, YOU WILL LIVE.

Originally posted by scherzo
Okay, Dutch. That was overkill. The world with Chuck Norris is one huge minefield. Checkmate twice on the first move? Please.

Why did my post get removed???