Originally posted by SeitseMay I respectfully request Ayatollah you instruct one of your servants to rescue your turds before they go down the drain.
Oh that's where the expertise comes in handy. Before squatting
to dump the load, I remove the cover of the drain so the matter
goes straight.
I'm so smart.
Tell her to dry them and varnish them.
Then your disciples would be able to purchase small fragments of them and wear them as jewellery in your honour.
Originally posted by Captain StrangeI like the way you think.
May I respectfully request Ayatollah you instruct one of your servants to rescue your turds before they go down the drain.
Tell her to dry them and varnish them.
Then your disciples would be able to purchase small fragments of them and wear them as jewellery in your honour.
Ayatollah's Lacquered Turds™
It sounds like solid gold.
Originally posted by SeitseWell I figured religious leaders have been selling sh## to the masses for thousands of years.
I like the way you think.
Ayatollah's Lacquered Turds™
It sounds like solid gold.
We will do it literally and trouser a few quid.
If everyone of your pilgrims spent 10 bucks we would soon be lying on a beach in Mauritius cracking lobster claws and quaffing champers.
If the bill for chartering in a Boeing 787 Dreamliner with the Dallas cowboys cheerleaders on board is a bit steep all you got to do is take a dump.😀😀
Originally posted by BigDoggProblemI like the random move generator variation. You can easily locate a random number generator with your browser. Any one of them will do.
Fun experiment: try only moving your pieces to the left (unless illegal) and see if your rating goes down any.
You just let it pick your next piece first and then second let it determine where to move it.
I confess that I have only been able to beat it one in three games.
09 Oct 15
Originally posted by coquetteHow interesting.
I like the random move generator variation. You can easily locate a random number generator with your browser. Any one of them will do.
You just let it pick your next piece first and then second let it determine where to move it.
I confess that I have only been able to beat it one in three games.
Would you like to buy a turd ?
there is a sense of gentilty which i do not see, but seek.
i raise the standard.
meet me in the high horizon ?...if you have read a book or learned to speak well.
if not, ignored.
filth
always existing
on the street
left by the animals
dusted up by lowly people
i had to make an edit, not knowing the correrct difference between their and there..
sorry..i came from poverty...but i did not see the poverty...i saw truth.
...so i speak for that which rose me up...truth....
Originally posted by mister moggyHow interesting.
there is a sense of gentilty which i do not see, but seek.
i raise the standard.
meet me in the high horizon ?...if you have read a book or learned to speak well.
if not, ignored.
filth
always existing
on the street
left by the animals
dusted up by lowly people
i had to make an edit, not knowing the correrct difference between their a ...[text shortened]... i did not see the poverty...i saw truth.
...so i speak for that which rose me up...truth....
Would you like to buy a sacred turd.
