Costume Party

The last time I was at a costume party I think I was ten years old, now I've got one Saturday. I don't know what to expect, I guess I'll be a little drunker than last time. Do people normally go all out costume wise? I'm planning on going as a mime, but I don't know if that will be enough costume. I suppose I could make up for any lack of costume by faking my way through the mime routine. Besides, a man who doesn't talk is many a woman's dream so I'm a dead lock for getting laid.

Your thoughts, opinions, advice, gripes, medical complaints, and stories should follow here... they always do.

Christ, I've been up since 3:30est and I don't think this post makes much sense

Well, yes. Adults usually have much more money than 10 year olds, so atleast some of them will go all out.
The mime idea isn't so great. It's not very original and not much of a costume. I think you'll be seen as a guy that couldn't think of anything and is too cheap to buy a real costume. Besides, women like guys that talk. They want nothing more than a man that will sit down and have a conversation with them. That's why guys can't stand them. I can't remember how times I've thought "how long do I have to listen to this chick babble before she takes her shirt off?"

Now a chick dressed as a mime.......Hallelujah! That's the chick that I'd want to meet.

Anyhow, that's my two cents. Not being a jerk, just giving my honest opinion- that's what you wanted. (BTW- I've never had a chick ask me "Do I look fat in this" twice) 😵

Originally posted by Saint Nick
a chick mime

Originally posted by zakkwylder
A thing of fairytales... but hey, we can dream can't we?

Originally posted by Saint Nick
Hey man. Dreams are all I have left to go on don't ruin them for me....


Jenna Jameson is talking to me in those movies. My friends don't think so, but I know they are wrong. She's looking right at me when she's maoning, I'm sure of it.

😵

Originally posted by zakkwylder
Me too. That way she gaze's right into your eyes... I have to go to the video store.

Go as some sort of fruit. Like an Orange or something. Or perhaps a monkey.

Originally posted by Saint Nick
That's what the internet is for.

You don't really think billions of people are on here to play chess....

must be that time of year I have one on saturday as well!! Dress up as something starting with P.

Suggestions anyone??

go in a kilt with no undies ...

if you go as a mime you're more likely to find someone who won't EXPECT you to talk ... stuff cotton balls in your ears and if someone tries to chat you up, mime "i can't hear you ..." ...

I've heard going as Jenna Jameson goes over very well.

Originally posted by zakkwylder
I've heard going as Jenna Jameson goes over very well.

I'm hearing a lot of good stuff. I was thinking of "borrowing" a set of yellow PC's from work and just going in that. Nuclear accident man. Or I could even get blue scrubs from work. If I did that I could just lie and say that it's not a costume, I'm actually a doctor. Unfortunately stealing from the plant and risking my job is not worth it. What a damn shame.

Originally posted by Saint Nick
Only if you're Mokko...

Borrow a black single piece swimming costume, from your girlfriend, put it on back to front, paint on a black moustache and hey presto

You're

Freddy Mercury

Its not just for fancy dress parties though its also a great way to relax after a hard days work!

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaATTISHOO

bugger it, I just smudged my tash...........