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As Cow-like as widget is, let's try to get back on the topic of Cow Oppression people. Obviously the distractors in this thread are pro-Beef Agents.

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Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
As Cow-like as widget is, let's try to get back on the topic of Cow Oppression people. Obviously the distractors in this thread are pro-Beef Agents.
Tell your new peta friend that the best part of the cow is the liver. fresh..raw and with wasabi sauce. They eat it in Osaka.

I guess she would not be in for dolphin or whale then?

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Originally posted by mochiron
Tell your new peta friend that the best part of the cow is the liver. fresh..raw and with wasabi sauce. They eat it in Osaka.

I guess she would not be in for dolphin or whale then?
I'm partial to lightly breaded Whooping Crane breast myself. A subtle white wine and cream sauce with hand made pasta is a fabulous meal.

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Originally posted by mlprior
Why? Are you lactating?
Sadly, I lack the ability to lactate, even lackadaisically 🙄 Nor am I laconic. 😉

In actual fact, I probably see more tongue-depressors than cow-oppressors ...

Hand of Hecate goes into a restaurant in Spain and orders the specialty of the house. When his dinner arrives, he asks the waiter what it is. "These, senor," replied the waiter in broken English, "are the cojones, how you say, the testicles, of the bull killed in the ring today."

HandJob swallowed hard but tasted the dish and thought it was delicious. So he comes back the next evening and orders the same item.

When it is served, he says to the waiter, "These cojones, or whatever you call them...are much smaller than the ones I had last night."

"Yes, Senor Hand," replied the waiter, "You see...the bull, he does not always lose."

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Originally posted by widget
Sadly, I lack the ability to lactate, even lackadaisically 🙄 Nor am I laconic. 😉

In actual fact, I probably see more tongue-depressors than cow-oppressors ...

[b]Hand of Hecate goes into a restaurant in Spain and orders the specialty of the house. When his dinner arrives, he asks the waiter what it is. "These, senor," replied the waiter in broken ...[text shortened]... s, Senor Hand," replied the waiter, "You see...the bull, he does not always lose."
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As a rare delicacy, I can provide you with our Tea Bag Special consisting of some lightly salted and still attached cojones. I would suggest fruity Pinot Grigio to accompany this dish.

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Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
As a rare delicacy, I can provide you with our Tea Bag Special consisting of some lightly salted and still attached cojones. I would suggest fruity Pinot Grigio to accompany this dish.
Good luck with that one, HJ... 😉 I try to avoid eating tainted meat. Mad cow disease is everywhere. (PS: PinotNoir would be a better match - a bit "Sideways"?)

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