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Originally posted by Captain Strange
Great yolk you crack me up.
Egg white agree ~ I shelled out for a whole book of them!

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Originally posted by FMF
Egg white agree ~ I shelled out for a whole book of them!
So did I, birds of a feather.

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Originally posted by Captain Strange
So did I, birds of a feather.
😀😀😀😀...😕😕🙄 ...😲 I've just laid an egg!

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Originally posted by FMF
😀😀😀😀...😕😕🙄 ...😲 I've just laid an egg!
You crack me up.
I'm so eggcited.

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Two eggs in a pan of boiling water.
First egg, "Phew, it's horrible in here."
Second egg. "Wait till you get outside. They'll smash your head in."

😞

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Originally posted by Captain Strange
You crack me up.
I'm so eggcited.
Albumen!

[This is funny to speakers of Vulgar Latin]

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Originally posted by FMF
Albumen!

[This is funny to speakers of Vulgar Latin]
This thread has wings !

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This thread is paltry.

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Originally posted by wolfgang59
This thread is paltry.
You plucky fellow.

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Originally posted by Ghost of a Duke
You plucky fellow.
He is feather brained

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Originally posted by Captain Strange
This thread has wings !
Perhaps we will get lucky and it will just fly away!

-VR

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Originally posted by wolfgang59
This thread is paltry.
That's fowl!

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Originally posted by HandyAndy
That's fowl!
And so are Sal, Mo and Ella!

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Originally posted by FMF
Fragments of shell are bad.
folks all over the world don't like eggshells for eating...
such a waste...
drop the egg into the pan or poacher whole and bang it with a spoon...

EAT THAT...

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