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Hey Siri, where's the next gender-specific public toilet?
Siri: Please specify gender.
'Other.'
Siri: Number One or Number Two.
Two.
Siri: Please indicate urgency level on a scale of one to ten, with ten being very urgent.
IBS.
Siri: Irritable Bowel Syndrome, got it. ... Searching. Please stand by.
Hurry, Siri!
Siri: Gender-specific 'other' public toilet with IBS facilities located. Turn off hiway in 200 yards, enter parking lot, debark.
Great, thanks Siri. What's the place called? We're in the middle of frickin' nowhere.
Siri: Myrtle's Road House, Cozad, Nebraska.
Hey great. Maybe I can get a cup of milk of magnesia there, too.
Siri: Please stand by ... searching. Milk of magnesia not on Myrtle's menu. Shall I order you a blueberry whole-wheat waffle instead?
Yeah, but hold the whipped cream -- lactose intolerant.