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coquette

Already mated

General

27 Sep 12

karoly aczel

The Axe man

Brisbane,QLD

Joined: 11 Apr 09
Moves: 103371

28 Sep 12

Originally posted by coquette
keep the garbage out

I dont get it. You mean take the garbage out or keep it out? (depending on your answer, I may have further queries, thnx in advance )

Sicilian Sausage

In your face

Joined: 21 Aug 04
Moves: 55993

29 Sep 12

Originally posted by Great Big Stees
1) Look both ways before crossing a road.
2) Never look down the barrel of a handgun before making sure there are no bullets in the chamber or cylinder/clip.
3) Pack your own parachute.

4. Rain is wet
5. Eggs don't bounce
6. Ducks can't fly with clipped wings
7. The pope is catholic
8. You can't buy a general in a general store

vivify

rain

Joined: 08 Mar 11
Moves: 12456

29 Sep 12

Originally posted by Great Big Stees
Don't use a Ford Pinto in a demolition derby.

Can one be arrested for drinking and driving in a demolition derby?

Sicilian Sausage

In your face

Joined: 21 Aug 04
Moves: 55993

29 Sep 12

Originally posted by vivify
Can one be arrested for drinking and driving in a demolition derby?

Can one get drunk on one ford pinto?

kevcvs57

Flexible

The wrong side of 60

Joined: 22 Dec 11
Moves: 37304

29 Sep 12

Originally posted by karoly aczel
And "educated guess" ? Does he/she just get squeezed out of the equation?

Only badly educated people make guesses, well that's my guess anyway.

kevcvs57

Flexible

The wrong side of 60

Joined: 22 Dec 11
Moves: 37304

29 Sep 12

Originally posted by vivify
Can one be arrested for drinking and driving in a demolition derby?

How could anyone tell, breathalyse the person who dos'nt crash?

Grampy Bobby

Boston Lad

USA

Joined: 14 Jul 07
Moves: 43012

29 Sep 12

Originally posted by kevcvs57
How could anyone tell, breathalyse the person who dos'nt crash?

Professor Google says that's actually an event in Kentucky.

Great Big Stees

Joined: 14 Mar 04
Moves: 186309

29 Sep 12

If you happen to be in the armed forces and your platoon leader says, "get down", do it.

Maxwell Smart

Under Cover

Joined: 25 Feb 04
Moves: 28912

29 Sep 12

If someone asks you if you're a god, the answer is YES!

~~CLL53~~

Joined: 15 Aug 11
Moves: 16106

29 Sep 12

Originally posted by sonhouse
And don't eat yellow snow..

...because that's where the huskies go...

Shallow Blue

Joined: 18 Jan 07
Moves: 12477

30 Sep 12

Originally posted by Great Big Stees
If you happen to be in the armed forces and your platoon leader says, "get down", do it.

All right, my man; go to your place.

Richard

Great Big Stees

Joined: 14 Mar 04
Moves: 186309

01 Oct 12

Originally posted by Shallow Blue
All right, my man; go to your place.

Richard

Sir, yes sir.

Ponderable

chemist

Linkenheim

Joined: 22 Apr 05
Moves: 669930

08 Oct 12

Originally posted by Maxwell Smart
If someone asks you if you're a god, the answer is YES!

A dog sees his master bringing in daily fresh meat, commanding cars and doorknobs and thinks: He must be God.

A cat sees the master bringing in daily fresh meat, opening tins and doors and thinks: Wow I must be God.

Kewpie

Felis Australis

Australia

Joined: 20 Jan 09
Moves: 390166

08 Oct 12

Originally posted by Ponderable
A dog sees his master bringing in daily fresh meat, commanding cars and doorknobs and thinks: He must be God.

A cat sees the master bringing in daily fresh meat, opening tins and doors and thinks: Wow I must be God.

Not original, but it's one of my favourite jokes. 😀