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coquette

Already mated

General

27 Sep 12 23:59

karoly aczel

The Axe man

Brisbane,QLD

Joined: 11 Apr 09
Moves: 103703

28 Sep 12 22:23

Originally posted by coquette
keep the garbage out

I dont get it. You mean take the garbage out or keep it out? (depending on your answer, I may have further queries, thnx in advance )

Sicilian Sausage

In your face

Joined: 21 Aug 04
Moves: 55993

29 Sep 12 00:25

Originally posted by Great Big Stees
1) Look both ways before crossing a road.
2) Never look down the barrel of a handgun before making sure there are no bullets in the chamber or cylinder/clip.
3) Pack your own parachute.

4. Rain is wet
5. Eggs don't bounce
6. Ducks can't fly with clipped wings
7. The pope is catholic
8. You can't buy a general in a general store

vivify

rain

Joined: 08 Mar 11
Moves: 12456

29 Sep 12 00:42

Originally posted by Great Big Stees
Don't use a Ford Pinto in a demolition derby.

Can one be arrested for drinking and driving in a demolition derby?

Sicilian Sausage

In your face

Joined: 21 Aug 04
Moves: 55993

29 Sep 12 00:49

Originally posted by vivify
Can one be arrested for drinking and driving in a demolition derby?

Can one get drunk on one ford pinto?

kevcvs57

Flexible

The wrong side of 60

Joined: 22 Dec 11
Moves: 37344

29 Sep 12 08:41

Originally posted by karoly aczel
And "educated guess" ? Does he/she just get squeezed out of the equation?

Only badly educated people make guesses, well that's my guess anyway.

kevcvs57

Flexible

The wrong side of 60

Joined: 22 Dec 11
Moves: 37344

29 Sep 12 08:43

Originally posted by vivify
Can one be arrested for drinking and driving in a demolition derby?

How could anyone tell, breathalyse the person who dos'nt crash?

Grampy Bobby

Boston Lad

USA

Joined: 14 Jul 07
Moves: 43012

29 Sep 12 09:31

Originally posted by kevcvs57
How could anyone tell, breathalyse the person who dos'nt crash?

Professor Google says that's actually an event in Kentucky.

Great Big Stees

Joined: 14 Mar 04
Moves: 205582

29 Sep 12 13:20

If you happen to be in the armed forces and your platoon leader says, "get down", do it.

Maxwell Smart

Under Cover

Joined: 25 Feb 04
Moves: 28912

29 Sep 12 14:13

If someone asks you if you're a god, the answer is YES!

~~CLL53~~

Joined: 15 Aug 11
Moves: 16106

29 Sep 12 15:35

Originally posted by sonhouse
And don't eat yellow snow..

...because that's where the huskies go...

Shallow Blue

Joined: 18 Jan 07
Moves: 12477

30 Sep 12 15:43

Originally posted by Great Big Stees
If you happen to be in the armed forces and your platoon leader says, "get down", do it.

All right, my man; go to your place.

Richard

Great Big Stees

Joined: 14 Mar 04
Moves: 205582

01 Oct 12 00:09

Originally posted by Shallow Blue
All right, my man; go to your place.

Richard

Sir, yes sir.

Ponderable

chemist

Linkenheim

Joined: 22 Apr 05
Moves: 700920

08 Oct 12 11:01

Originally posted by Maxwell Smart
If someone asks you if you're a god, the answer is YES!

A dog sees his master bringing in daily fresh meat, commanding cars and doorknobs and thinks: He must be God.

A cat sees the master bringing in daily fresh meat, opening tins and doors and thinks: Wow I must be God.

Kewpie

Felis australis

Australia

Joined: 20 Jan 09
Moves: 395109

08 Oct 12 21:08

Originally posted by Ponderable
A dog sees his master bringing in daily fresh meat, commanding cars and doorknobs and thinks: He must be God.

A cat sees the master bringing in daily fresh meat, opening tins and doors and thinks: Wow I must be God.

Not original, but it's one of my favourite jokes. 😀