Damn you, Russ!

BigDogg

Secret RHP coder

General

30 Jun 14

BigDogg

Secret RHP coder

on the payroll

Joined: 26 Nov 04
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30 Jun 14

Your little 'maintenance' outage broke all my scripts. 😠

Sicilian Sausage

In your face

Joined: 21 Aug 04
Moves: 55993

30 Jun 14

Originally posted by BigDoggProblem
Your little 'maintenance' outage broke all my scripts. 😠

It broke my PC :o(

divegeester

watching in dismay

STARMERGEDDON

Joined: 16 Feb 08
Moves: 120597

30 Jun 14

I shall be sending in yet another invoice for a 0.002% subscription refund for the restriction of access to the service I have paid for in good faith.

redbadger

Suzzie says Badger

is Racist Bastard

Joined: 09 Jun 14
Moves: 10079

30 Jun 14

Originally posted by divegeester
I shall be sending in yet another invoice for a 0.002% subscription refund for the restriction of access to the service I have paid for in good faith.

I missed it I was busy sorting out 3 leggy supermodels

HandyAndy

Read a book!

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30 Jun 14

Originally posted by divegeester
I shall be sending in yet another invoice for a 0.002% subscription refund for the restriction of access to the service I have paid for in good faith.

Good faith? Take it to Spirituality, Spanky.

Drewnogal

Constant Gardener

The Plot

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BigDogg

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30 Jun 14

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Or stubby 3-legged mammals. 😛

ChessPraxis

Cowboy From Hell

American West

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30 Jun 14

Originally posted by redbadger
I missed it I was busy sorting out 3 leggy supermodels

Three Legged Chicken

A man was driving along a rural road one day when he saw a three legged chicken running down the road. He was amused enough to drive along side it for a while, as he was driving he noticed the chicken was running 30 mph.

Pretty fast chicken, he thought, I wonder just how fast it can run. So he sped up and the chicken did too! They were now moving along the road at 45 mph!

The man in the car sped up again, to his surprise the chicken was still running ahead of him at 60 mph!!!

Suddenly the chicken turned off the road and ran down a long driveway leading to a farmhouse. The man followed the chicken to the house and saw a man in the yard with dozens of three legged chickens. The man in the car called out to the farmer "How did you get all these three legged chickens?"

The farmer replied, "I breed 'em. Ya see it's me, my wife and my son living here and we all like to eat the chicken leg. Since a chicken only has two legs, I started breeding this three legged variety so we could all eat our favorite piece."

"That's amazing!" said the driver "How do they taste?"

"Don't rightly know, I ain't caught one yet!"

Old old old joke

redbadger

Suzzie says Badger

is Racist Bastard

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ok but female supermodel badgers are hard to come on sorry typo by

Drewnogal

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30 Jun 14

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lemon lime

itiswhatitis

oLd ScHoOl

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30 Jun 14

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Originally posted by redbadger
I missed it I was busy sorting out 3 leggy supermodels

I couldn't get on here and had nothing else to do, so I went to look at some 3 legged supermodels online too. Oh wait, did you mean real supermodels, in real time, in the flesh... I mean, wearing clothes in the flesh?

Oops. No, I mean their flesh was in the clothes... not the other way.

Edit: Ah, crap... too late now for a joke about 3 legged chickens.

HandyAndy

Read a book!

Joined: 23 Sep 06
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01 Jul 14

Originally posted by BigDoggProblem
Your little 'maintenance' outage broke all my scripts. 😠

You have to break a few eggs to make an omelet.

BigDogg

Secret RHP coder

on the payroll

Joined: 26 Nov 04
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01 Jul 14

Originally posted by HandyAndy
You have to break a few eggs to make an omelet.

He's supposed to break his own. 😞

Russ

RHP Code Monkey

RHP HQ

Joined: 21 Feb 01
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01 Jul 14

Originally posted by BigDoggProblem
Your little 'maintenance' outage broke all my scripts. 😠

Quite a few files shuffled about post outage too, so hopefully you didn't rush too quickly to fix them!

BigDogg

Secret RHP coder

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01 Jul 14

Originally posted by Russ
Quite a few files shuffled about post outage too, so hopefully you didn't rush too quickly to fix them!

The main ones were:

'core' is now two things: 'site' and 'chess'.
player profiles aren't generated by playerprofile.php anymore; it's now /chessplayer/

As long as those 2 don't change anymore, I should be good.