Doctor in the house?

Originally posted by hopscotch
I used to have the exact same problem, though it seemed to clear up on its own. I thought it was from thrashing on the guitar, but it could be from throwing. I always found that smoking canabis cleared up the dull-ache completely.

I'm trying to cut down, I miss my short term memory.

Originally posted by CrazyLilTing

sarcasm is out of place here. Sorry.

-J

Actually, it wasn't sarcasm. I used the smiley to indicate that I just thought the concept was funny - there was no disrespect intended to Little Bear, as I am fully aware that his English is several orders of magnitude better than my Argentinean...

Edit: perhaps that should be Spanish?

Originally posted by ivangrice
Actually, it wasn't sarcasm. I used the smiley to indicate that I just thought the concept was funny - there was no disrespect intended to Little Bear, as I am fully aware that his English is several orders of magnitude better than my Argentinean...

It wasn't out of place either way, sarcasm is in short supply in these forums of late.

Originally posted by Starrman
It wasn't out of place either way, sarcasm is in short supply in these forums of late.

Is it really? I would never have guessed. (:-))

Originally posted by CrazyLilTing
I'm not surprised by your idiot comment.

I'm wondering why....

-J


EDIT:

P.S.: Hervite y tomate el caldo.

I'm not surprised that you don't have a sense of humour.

Originally posted by hopscotch
I used to have the exact same problem, though it seemed to clear up on its own. I thought it was from thrashing on the guitar, but it could be from throwing. I always found that smoking canabis cleared up the dull-ache completely.

As your Doctor, I'm with hopscotch on this one, its vital that you acquire a significant amount of high quality pot immediately. I also recommend that you switch hands for... "self manipulation" as you may be overworking it with cricket and guitar playing.

You probably have inflamed tendonials and have irritated the mendolous sheath of you jointliousmaximus. This coupled with a intramuscular strain of the cellular interaction can be very painful.

Apply canabis and moist heat.

Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
Apply canabis and moist heat.

I can't touch my lips to my elbow.... what now?

Originally posted by Crowley
I can't touch my lips to my elbow.... what now?

Coat it with honey to give yourself some incentive. At the very least this will make it easier for you to get someone else to lick your elbow.

Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
Coat it with honey to give yourself some incentive. At the very least this will make it easier for you to get someone else to lick your elbow.

Before or after it gets eaten by ants?