Don't You Hate It When .........

Originally posted by Corsair
...you accidently drop the soap in the prison showers.

When the guy in the shower next to you drops the soap and you think its a "hint" but it turns out he just dropped it on accident.

It's been six months and there's still no soap!

Originally posted by kw72uk
Your car overheats and explodes on Tuesday night rendering it worthless.
You borrow a car from a friend of your girlfriend on Wednesday (to go to the dentist of all places!)
The dentist tells you that you need four fillings.
On the way to work from the dentist, someone drives too close and breaks a wing mirror (this is not your car remember) and does not s ...[text shortened]... two days. 😲

THEN you make an 11th move like this Game 872845 leaving mate in one!!! 🙄

Originally posted by flexmore
.......?

Originally posted by arrakis
WOW! That would be bad!

Originally posted by Ragnorak
YOU buy a new car, and 1 week later, your GIRLFRIEND crashes it. :'( Man, me and that car, we had some good times.

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... your girlfriend DOES want to share the last beer thats in the fridge.

Originally posted by Corsair
...you accidently drop the soap in the prison showers.

Originally posted by dfm65
just in case i ever end up in prison, is it the actual dropping of the soap that is considered a come-on, or only if you bend over to pick it up? it's not a situation i want to make a mistake in😲😲😲😲😲 i think i would abstain from using soap altogether, which would not only bar accidents of this kind but also result in a body odour that can only be a good thing in that kind of environment...😲😲😲😲😲

Originally posted by dfm65
they must have been short, sweet and not too numerous if it was a NEW car😉

Originally posted by elvendreamgirl
I know! Stay out of prison! That should take care of that probelem!😀

Originally posted by elvendreamgirl
Remind me not to allow you to drive my car......

when no-one posts here all morning, c'mon, I'm bored, I need input people!

...justice is rationed,
I was going to enter into a tirade of previous injustices of which I have first hand knowledge and other well known ones but hey, whats the point?🙁