Double meanings

@divegeester said
Here to help buddy.

cheers dive...heaven must be missing an angel with you down here helping everyone.

@badradger said
cheers dive...heaven must be missing an angel with you down here helping everyone.

I wouldn’t go that far, especially with my pointy tail.

@divegeester said
I wouldn’t go that far, especially with my pointy tail.

bet in your free time you work for the samaritans in a promotional capacity of course.

@divegeester said
I wouldn’t go that far, especially with my pointy tail.

Dive I tried to mend my ways as you suggested, helping mrs badger around the house doing little things like finishing her Knitting & sentences I even finished her sensory jigsaw for her plus cleaning and hoovering, she complained that she couldnt hear emerdale over the noise of the hoover,I took her tea & toast in bed she was furious that I had woken her at 4am I wouldnt care but i had been up for hours mowing the lawn by Arc light, anyway I bought her a bunch of Daffs and she hit me with the remote and accused me of cheating on her,then she booted me out.ps thanks for the advice Dive its really helped my relationship.

@badradger said
bet in your free time you work for the samaritans in a promotional capacity of course.

You seem upset again today badradger.

@divegeester said
You seem upset again today badradger.

going back to being a grumpy badger from now on..... being nice is just not me, I like sitting on my fat arse cojouring up verbal insults that I can use in my role as a Keyboard Warrior. hope mrs badger takes pity on me cos sleeping in the car last night was bloody cold,anyway congrats on your aniversary I am looking at 50 years come this September....if she will have me back.chow

@badradger said
going back to being a grumpy badger from now on..... being nice is just not me

Thanks for the update.

@divegeester said
Thanks for the update.

no probs dive, are you wineing and dining mrs dive?

@badradger said
I am looking at 50 years come this September....if she will have me back.chow

50 years, quite a milestone.

It’s “Caio” by the way, not “chow”.

@divegeester said
50 years, quite a milestone.

It’s “Caio” by the way, not “chow”.

Ciao.

@shallow-blue said
Ciao.

Ha!

Yeah I spotted it too late to edit it.

@divegeester said
50 years, quite a milestone.

It’s “Caio” by the way, not “chow”.

Words shud be spelt phonetically.👍

@great-big-stees said
Words shud be spelt phonetically.👍

[fəˈnɛtɪk(ə)li] 🙂

@divegeester said
50 years, quite a milestone.

It’s “Caio” by the way, not “chow”.

we chow down in our house its badger speak for sod off

@badradger said
we chow down in our house its badger speak for sod off

Thanks for the insights into your parochialisms.