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Originally posted by rbmorris
Sorry Kreskin, they weren't. 😉
It was Rapidfyre's post, calling the OP stupid, that prompted mine. My reply should have been to him. Anyway, I'm sure all of this falls on deaf ears. Or blind eyes.

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Originally posted by HandyAndy
It was Rapidfyre's post, calling the OP stupid, that prompted mine. My reply should have been to him. Anyway, I'm sure all of this falls on deaf ears. Or blind eyes.
Ah, makes sense.

You're right, it would have been clearer if you'd responded to Rapidfyre's post instead.

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So all I do is try to share some levity and humor with those around me and all I do is start a debate as to how atroshous my spelling is....and yes, I spelled atroshous wrong!!! Thank you very much. 😠

Now I think I will spend my time doing something more pleasurable like sticking my head in a fan.

That brings to mind another joke. What is the number one reason blonds or blondes stick their head in a fan?



It's the cheapest hair cut they can find.

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Originally posted by rbmorris
Ah, makes sense.

You're right, it would have been clearer if you'd responded to Rapidfyre's post instead.
There aren't many of those old-fashioned male/female words still in use.
The only two I can recall offhand are widow and widower. Do you know of any?

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Originally posted by whodey


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Stop 😕

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Originally posted by whodey
So all I do is try to share some levity and humor with those around me and all I do is start a debate as to how atroshous my spelling is....and yes, I spelled atroshous wrong!!! Thank you very much. 😠
Your spelling may be atroshous, but so are our manners. We still love you.

Now start working on some "smart" blond jokes. 😉

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Originally posted by HandyAndy
There aren't many of those old-fashioned male/female words still in use.
The only two I can recall offhand are widow and widower. Do you know of any?
I remember listening to a radio show a couple years ago, when Richard Lederer (grammar/word origins guy) was talking about words like that.

comedian/comedienne

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Originally posted by rbmorris
I remember listening to a radio show a couple years ago, when Richard Lederer (grammar/word origins guy) was talking about words like that.

comedian/comedienne
aviator/aviatrix. dominator/dominatrix.

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Originally posted by muppyman
aviator/aviatrix. dominator/dominatrix.
king / queen
prince / princess
waiter / waitress
he / she

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Originally posted by whodey
What do you call a brunett standing between two blonds?






An interpretor.
You misspelt int3rpr3t0rz.

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