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I've heard he can make buttery substances in half the time Crowley does.

Using only his mind power.

duecer
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underpants??

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Originally posted by darvlay
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Would love to on a more intimate basis. You remind me so much

of that kind gentleman in the dusty saloon. Often times, Paul Rodriguez

will malevolently haunt my dreams and waking life. But the kindness in

your words is almost palpable and for that, sexy foreigner, I thank you.

Kindly thank you.


EDIT: Post is for my brown friend.

"Some say rice is white, others say it is brown"

- Enrique Iglesias
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duecer
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Originally posted by Seitse
I've heard he can make buttery substances in half the time Crowley does.

Using only his mind power.
he pumps the butter churn furiously!

d

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Wondering if anyone has any thoughts on the original post and it's

intention to lampoon a certain member of this fine community we

inhabit, cohabit and dehabit with the mutual flow of ideas; statements;

sentences; paragraphs; anecdotes; diatribes and other God-given

gifts of gabular grandiosity.


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Wondering too if anyone has any spare change so that I can buy a

sandwich and a coffee?

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Sincerely,

Clarence Philibuster

08/20/2009

Seitse
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I feel as if we would be in the presence of genius.

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Think, Juan! Not for a second should you take for granted the proverbial

bean that God/Jack has planted between your ears. Do humanity a favour

and allow that bean to sprout. Once it sprouts, water it moderately. But be

careful not to overwater or you just might kill any and all progress you've

made.

Seitse
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I has bean.

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That's right, Juan, you do. God gave you that bean to water and nurture. If

you love and respect it, you will let the liquid layer into your lobe until it

percolates through your entire body and leaches out your back. Making your

back entirely wet with wisdom.

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Originally posted by darvlay
Wondering if anyone has any thoughts on the original post and it's

intention to lampoon a certain member of this fine community we

inhabit, cohabit and dehabit with the mutual flow of ideas; statements;

sentences; paragraphs; anecdotes; diatribes and other God-given

gifts of gabular grandiosity.


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Sincerely,

Clarence Philibuster

08/20/2009
Bumped for Darv.

Seitse
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You are like... like... a Canadian Buddha, full of wisdom and light.

I want to see the light. I heard you make buttery substances that are yummy.



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I want my back to be wet with wisdom.

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Thanks, Phil, for your considerable work in making the Earth a safer place for kittens.

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Originally posted by darvlay
Thanks, Phil, for your considerable work in making the Earth a safer place for kittens.
Funny you should mention cats. Human relationships with cats dates back nearly 10 thousand years. Cats are the subject of legends, as well as a favorite subject for many authors and artist.

Cats have been found buried ceremonially in sites dating back 7500 years in regions where cats were not even native. This implies they were traded nation to nation and held in the highest regard by their owners.

Without kittens, you can not have cats. I am glad you noticed my efforts.

P-

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Just reading a letter I recieved from my niece the other day.

Dear Uncle,

Been camping in the Rockies. It rained on Tuesday. Like you always

say, it's a man that braves the elements, and a tiny mouse that shies

away from experience. It made me wonder about the importance of

trying new things. So, I decided to go back to school and stop hanging

round with my crack-loving friends. giving up the whoring may be

harder but I will do my best and hope to please you with news of my

improvement.

See ya,

Missy Poland.

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Proud to have made a young girl see sense. A traveller must often walk the wrong path to find the right destination. 🙂

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Originally posted by Starrman
Just reading a letter I recieved from my niece the other day.

Dear Uncle,

Been camping in the Rockies. It rained on Tuesday. Like you always

say, it's a man that braves the elements, and a tiny mouse that shies

away from experience. It made me wonder about the importance of

trying new things. So, I decided to go back to school and stop h ...[text shortened]... girl see sense. A traveller must often walk the wrong path to find the right destination. 🙂
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