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04 Jan 08
04 Jan 08
Originally posted by AThousandYoungSounds like a very unhappy person.
The telephone rings.
Hello?
What do you mean, who am I? Who are you? You don't call me and ask me to identify myself! What's wrong with you?
What did you say?! DONT ASK ME WHO I AM! I demand common courtesy! How dare you call me and demand I identify myself! Identify yourself! Listen...I...need...common courtesy...and respect...when ...[text shortened]... what do you want?!
You're not in the mood any more!? You're upset now?! YOU CALLED ME!!!!
05 Jan 08
Originally posted by AThousandYoungI like to throw stuff in the toilet to obliterate with my massive pee stream. I really enjoy cracking an egg into the toilet and shooting it with my death ray pee stream. Among my other favorites are Cheetos, marshmallows, ding dongs, twinkies and peanut butter. Peanut butter has the added benefit of leaving a huge, persistent, swirly poo like smudge around the inside of the toilet. I can only imagine what the next vistor thinks upon stumbling across the brutally streaked internals of the porcelian bombing range.
The telephone rings.
Hello?
What do you mean, who am I? Who are you? You don't call me and ask me to identify myself! What's wrong with you?
What did you say?! DONT ASK ME WHO I AM! I demand common courtesy! How dare you call me and demand I identify myself! Identify yourself! Listen...I...need...common courtesy...and respect...when ...[text shortened]... what do you want?!
You're not in the mood any more!? You're upset now?! YOU CALLED ME!!!!
Sometimes I like to fling my own poo up into my neighbours trees in little gift bags. This gets all the chicks.
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05 Jan 08
Originally posted by Hand of HecateI was a believer, until you mentioned twinkies. No way you're sacrificing your twinkies. Fibber.
I like to throw stuff in the toilet to obliterate with my massive pee stream. I really enjoy cracking an egg into the toilet and shooting it with my death ray pee stream. Among my other favorites are Cheetos, marshmallows, ding dongs, twinkies and peanut butter. Peanut butter has the added benefit of leaving a huge, persistent, swirly poo like smud ...[text shortened]... to fling my own poo up into my neighbours trees in little gift bags. This gets all the chicks.
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