Elephant jokes

beebejoe

General

15 Dec 09

gregsflat

Guitarist

@William Penn's gaze

Joined: 10 Mar 06
Moves: 131018

15 Dec 09

Originally posted by Crowley
Oom olifant
Jou reuse dier
Die mense lag
Vir hul plesier

Want waar het jy
Al ooit gehoor
Van 'n stertjjie van agter
En 'n stertjie van voor!?

You vill like this and you vill laugh! come on, ha ha ha, you must laugh!

gregsflat

Guitarist

@William Penn's gaze

Joined: 10 Mar 06
Moves: 131018

15 Dec 09

why did the elephant hide behind the tree?

to trip ants

Badwater

Joined: 07 Jan 08
Moves: 34575

15 Dec 09

Why do ducks have webbed feet?

To put out flaming elephants.

HandyAndy

Read a book!

Joined: 23 Sep 06
Moves: 18677

15 Dec 09

Originally posted by rookie54
that's so wrong on so many levels...
the elephants will REMEMBER you... 😠

rookie

"No elephants were harmed in the manufacture of this product. It contains artificial flavoring and natural food dyes."